January
4, 2008
 At
The Top: New Nutz; Monk iBlog? -
Okay. For all 4 of you readers...Let's see...It's Friday (that's for sure).
There's a new "installment," (a Monk iBlog?), and some New
Muzic (if you
can call it that). But we wouldn't want to plug the New
Notes right up front, now would we? It's not like you could simply
CLICK on
it right HERE and LISTEN to
it like IMMEDIATELY.
So we'll just bypass the MUZIC till
later in these lines and bring attention to the more "personal" side
of creativity mentioned back in November. Me thinks this is what one would
call a Monk iBlog?
Not sure...
The "Blog" (Rambling On) -
So...Now that work has calmed down a bit and there's more time in between
all of the time I don't really have (like getting an appraisal on the place
that I've been living in for four plus years and am now not moving out of
so I can buy it and stay not moving out of it), I find that I have more time
that I didn't used to have to get bored and put the ye Monkie Studio back
together after the computer was back up and running.
Say What? (Translation) -
Got that? Okay, it's like this: I am piecing the recording studio back together
after many moons and decided to test the audio with a little impromptu recording
- thus the New
Nutz, a bit of crazy music off
the top of the tongue.
What New Music? (Have A Banana) -
Now, there was something about New
Muzic? Ummm...It wasn't
that important anyway (and not really even a song or a demo for that matter).
So maybe it's just best to toss a Banana your
direction and wish you all a Happy Weekend. K?
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Just Plain Nutz!
45 or 82 - Joe the lawyer
died suddenly, at the age of 45. He got to the gates of Heaven, and the angel
standing there said, "We've been waiting a long time for you."
"What do you mean?" he replied. "I'm only 45, in the prime
of my life. Why did I have to die now?"
"45? You're not 45, you're 82," replied the angel.
"Wait a minute. If you think I'm 82, then you have the wrong guy. I'm
only 45. I can show you my birth certificate."
"Hold on. Let me go check," said the angel, and
disappeared inside. After a few minutes the angel returned. "Sorry,
but by our records you are 82. I checked all the hours you have billed your
clients, and you have to be 82..."
.
Nobody For No Body
Q: Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?
A: He had no body to dance with.
.
Psalms For The Computer Geek
The Lord is my programmer, I shall not crash.
He installed his software on the hard disk of my heart; all of His commands
are user-friendly. His directory guides me to the right choices for His name's
sake. Even though I scroll through the problems of life, I will fear no bugs,
for He is perfect. His password protects me. He prepares a menu before me
in the presence of my enemies. His help is only a keystroke away.
Surely goodness and mercy will follow me all the days of my life, and my
file is merged with His and saved forever. Amen.
January
1, 2008
Happy New Year!
December
31, 2007
Community News | Monkie
Business | Bananas
At
The Top: Year's End -
Hello there, friends! Looks like another year is getting
ready to close and it's slipped on by like nobody knows.
It's been quite the year here, and me thinks I'll summarize
after the New Year clears. But for now, I'll keep this
short, as earlier today I tried to shorten the tip
of me finger with a very sharp knife. So, it's kinda
hard to type (sucks to me, don't it?). Therefore, the
rest of this bit will be cut, copy, paste, and clip.
All you gotta do is click - On Community
News, Monkie
Business and Bananas too.
Now get on with it and get down to the Zoo!
COMMUNITY
NEWS
Live Pencil Updates - Word
has it that Master GUI Guru Ramon Gonzalez Teja of Live
Pencil has just pumped out a new package of pixelicious pixel food (that's
eye candy or summpin). Looks have a looksy of the latesies:
- WALLPAPERS - 3 new wallpapers, January calendar and more.
- EMOTICONS
- Happy New Year!!!
- EMOTICONS - Happy New Year!!!
- EMOTICONS - Happy New
Year!!!
How can you top that list of lusciousness? Elementary,
ny dear Watson! Slip on over to Live
Pencil and look at all the latest gems for yourself! Get to it!!!
MONKIE
BUSINESS
Odds and Ends
Check, Mate? -
There are 170,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 ways
to play the ten opening moves in a game of chess.
The Long and
Short In Fast Food -
McDonald’s fast-food restaurants have been operating
in the Middle East and Africa since 1992. The success
was especially evident when 15,000 customers lined
up on opening day in 1994 in Kuwait City. The line
at the drive-thru window was seven miles long.
Under Pressure -
Pain from any injury or illness is always registered
by the brain. Yet, curiously, the brain tissue itself
is immune to pain; it contains none of the specialized
receptor cells that sense pain in other parts of the
body. The pain associated with brain tumors does not
arise from brain cells but from the pressure created
by a growing tumor or tissues outside the brain.
The Battlefield Within -
The world's battlefields have been in the heart chiefly;
more heroism has been displayed in the household
and the closet, than on the most memorable battlefields
in history.
-
Henry Ward Beecher
Seriously - Face
It -
If you want to make people weep, you must weep yourself.
If you want to make people laugh, your face must remain
serious.
- Casanova
Parting Shot -
Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat
word for word what you shouldn't have said.
- Unknown
BANANAS
Just Plain Nutz!
You Can't Take
It With You
Trying to disprove the saying "You can't take it
with you," a stingy old lawyer, diagnosed with a
terminal illness, finally figured out how to take at
least some of his fortune with him when he died. He instructed
his wife to go to the bank and withdraw enough money
to fill two pillowcases. He then told her to take the
bags of money to the attic and leave them directly above
his bed. When he passed away, he planned to reach out
and grab the bags on his way to heaven. Several weeks
after the funeral, his wife, up in the attic cleaning,
came upon the two forgotten pillow cases stuffed with
cash.
"Oh, that old fool!" she exclaimed. "I
knew I should have put the money in the basement."
Break A Leg
Q: How did the blonde break her leg
playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?
A: She fell
out of the tree.
A Little Too Light
A fellow nurse at my hospital received
a call from an anxious patient.
"I'm diabetic and I'm afraid I've had too much
sugar today." the caller said.
"Are you light-headed?" my colleague asked.
"No," the caller answered, "I'm a brunette."
Dyslexic Devil
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil
worshipper?
He sold his soul to Santa.
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