December
14, 2007
At
The Top: Back In The Swing of Things - Hello, good neighbors of
the web world! Is
it Friday yet? By golly, it is! As we wind up the work week, Monkie Master
Wiles has climbed back into the GUI saddle and kicked out a new Desktop
found down in the New
GOO department. Along with
the new view from the Zoo comes news from Saint
Claire Software On
The Net and a pile of Bananas for
what your Chimp's pants sees to fetch. So don't be a bloke and go broke.
Stock up on all the fun as we swing on down!
Support The Community
- Visit This Great Site!
NEW
GOO!
New Desktop -
After a year and then some, the creative itch started to twitch and the Bryce
brushes were pulled out for a fresh new number from the banks of chaos in
me mind. Let's have a looksy!
3-D Rendered -
A gallon of GOO, a measure of mustard, a gulp  of grape
juice, and what do you get? A
really bad belly ache and a bit of a mess! On the cereal side, having a newly
"refurbished" Mac back in the den is like saying hello to an old friend.
With the old but new together as one comes me latest creation titled New
World Rising. Simply composed using Bryce and a couple of PS filters,
this new selection should shine a new light on your desktop space...Enjoy!
Thanks Department --
To all of you...
For taking the time to stop by for a view!
THANK YOU!
Have a piece you want to display?
Check out our Submissions guidelines
and then send it in!
ON THE NET
Software Updates
 Default Folder X 4.0: New Look, New
Features - The folks at St.
Clair Software are very happy to
announce the immediate availability of Default Folder
X 4.0, the award-winning
utility for enhancing Open and Save dialogs. Version 4.0 arrives with a
new, modern interface to complement Apple's many changes in the Mac OS
X user experience. Highlights include:
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Full compatibility with Leopard,
including support for 64-bit applications such as Xcode.
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A smooth, HUD-style user interface.
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A
new preview window that floats below all Open dialogs. The window
uses QuickLook to generate preview images, displays file information
such as size, creation and modification dates, and allows you to see
and change Finder labels, Spotlight comments, file permissions, and
other attributes.
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Full-screen
previews by clicking on an image in the preview window.
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The ability
to set the Finder label color along with Spotlight comments in the
Save As dialog.
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A new "Reveal in Finder" command
that allows you to locate the selected item in a file dialog using
the Finder.
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And much more!
For all the info on the coolest "get to" tool in the world
of Mac, slip on over and grab the complete scoop on Default
Folder X 4.0!
BANANAS
Just Plain Nutz!
Staff Notice
Due to escalating costs, increased competition, and a keen
desire to stay in business, it is necessary to change our terms of employment.
It will now be necessary to do something called work in between the coffee
breaks, lunch breaks, tea breaks, smoking breaks, toilet breaks, etc.
It is the management's intention to call this "the work break."
Law and Over
What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?
Everyone is happy when the case is closed.
You Might Be A Redneck
If...
Taking
your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.
You think the last words to the Star Spangled Banner are "Play Ball..."
You have a color coordinating rope that ties down your car hood.
You bring your dog to work with you.
Your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.
You've ever held somebody up with a caulk gun.
You have every episode of "Hee Haw" on tape.
Your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather.
People Inside Your Computer Monitor
What if there was someone in there on your computer? You
get an error. A large face leans in from the left, gives you a "Lettermanesque
look," like
he's got a horrible flavor on his tongue, and then leans back out of the
monitor.
December
10, 2007
Monkie Business |
Bananas
 At
The Top: Mum In Monkieland -
G' day, pri-mates! Kinda quiet on this side of the cyber
fence as well as in the Community. Though I always
like to fill this space with fun in the sun and cool
introductions, thought I'd spare the Monkie Ramble
and keep the old mouth on the mum. With that up and
outta the way, have a great day and enjoy the Monkie
Biz and Bananas!
MONKIE
BUSINESS
Odds and Ends
India Tops
In Pops -
India, NOT the United States, is the number one movie
producer in the world. Annually, India averages more
than 800 films compared to just over 500 in the U.S.
Stuck To
It -
According to studies conducted at Northwestern University,
men change their minds two to three times more than
women. Women tend to take longer to make a decision,
but once they do, they are more likely to stick to
it.
Thumbing It -
The thumb is such a major player in the human body
that it has a special section, separate from the area
that controls the fingers, reserved for it in the brain.
That New Math -
Since the mathematicians have invaded the theory of
relativity, I do not understand it myself anymore.
-
Albert Einstein
Rise and Fall -
Early to rise and early to bed. Makes a male healthy,
wealthy and dead.
- James Thurber
Parting Shot -
Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only
time of the month when I can be myself.
- Roseanne Barr
BANANAS
Just Plain Nutz!
PC Pot
A Dell employee got busted for pot in
Manhattan recently. President Bush and many conservative
lawmakers are surprisingly upset, as they have always
pushed the view that marijuana is a Gateway drug.
No Lie
A man and his pet giraffe walk into
a bar and start having a few quiet drinks. As the night
goes on, they get pretty drunk. The giraffe finally passes
out near the pool tables and the man decides to go home.
As the man is leaving, he's approached by the barman
who says, "Hey, you're not gonna leave that lyin'
here, are ya?"
"Hmph," says the man, "that's not a lion,
it's a giraffe."
Golf Ball Hunt
One fine day, Jim and Bob are out golfing. Jim slices
his ball deep into a wooded ravine. He grabs his 8-iron
and proceeds down the embankment into the ravine in search
of his ball.
The brush is quite thick, but Jim searches diligently
and suddenly he spots something shiny. As he gets closer,
he realizes that the shiny object is in fact an 8-iron
in the hands of a skeleton lying near an old golf ball.
Jim calls out to his golfing partner in an agitated
voice, "Hey Bob, come here, I got trouble down here."
Bob comes running over to the edge of the ravine and
calls out, "What's the matter Jim?"
Jim shouts back, "Throw me my 7-iron! You can't
get out of here with an 8-iron."
Remember This
Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
A:
So brunettes can remember them.
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