September
29,
2009
At
The Top: Which Way Did He Go?!! -
At the top of the News for Monday Tuesday, September 29, 2009:
My, My, My, Monday! -
Wow. I must be getting OLD. No, I didn't just have a birthday. But I **did**
forget what day it was...REALLY! By the time I realized the day, I was sooooooo
tired as it was late in the night. I even fell asleep...SHEESH! So, This
is a pop-in, pop-out "episode." But you can still find last
week's Wallpaper,
with a BRIEF in Monkie
Business, and Bananas.
See ya soon!!
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Odds and Ends
Cuttin' Up - Prior to the invention of lawn mowers, lawns were cut with
scythes, but this operation was ineffective unless the lawn was wet. The
sale of lawn mowers got a great boost when lawn tennis came into vogue in
England in 1870.
Ah, Forget It! - Experience
is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a mistake when you make
it again.
- F. P. Jones
BANANAS
Just Plain Nutz!
Da Wabbit
A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves.
"What are you doing in there?" she asked.
The rabbit replied: "This is a Westinghouse, isn't it?"
To which the lady replied, "Yes."
"Well," the rabbit said, "I'm westing."
Faithful Cat
Once upon a time, a woman had a faithful cat. And one day,
a guy ran over the cat with his horse drawn carriage. So, the man went to
the old woman and said..
"I'm terribly sorry about your cat. I'd like to replace him."
"That so nice of you!" said the old woman, deeply touched.
"So how good are you at catching mice?"
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