September
25, 2009
At
The Top: NEW Wallpaper; CoverSutra and Checkout Updated; and Bananas -
At the top of the News for Friday September 25, 2009:
 In Comes the End - So,
you think the end of the week has come? Well right you are! Unless, of course,
your work week starts and ends on a different day...DUH! So out goes **that**
theory. But in comes...
New
Desktop/Wallpaper - No time for sleepin' now! It's time to open
wide your eyes as to give them a most splendid sensation whilst your
pupil membration slips quietly into la la land a la the NEW
GOO! Yes,
yes, that means a day trip with a Brand
New Desktop/Wallpaper. And with this latest entry into the
Gallery, your dreams have come true. So what else is new for you? Let's
look...
On the Net - For your
Friday Software Updates On
the Net,
Sophiestication Software has announced the release of CoverSutra
2.2 and
Werck Announces Checkout 3. Full details can
be found by slipping back up to the above mentioned link and clicking your
way down to the full scoop.
Bananas - Don't forget
to grab a basket of Bananas to
round out your round of ground round Monkie hound (whatever wit was about
the Monkie is quite quickly fading).
The Wrap Up - Anything
else? Actually yes! The Beatles managed to sell
2.25 million albums in 5 days, today is the day that AT&T announces
time for iPhone
MMS availability, and The
Iconfactory released iPhone style system replacement icon sets
titled Flurry System
and Flurry Extras.
Check 'em out!
Support The
Community - Visit This Great Site!
NEW
GOO!
New Desktop -
When you're out and about, you don't always think about taking out your "pro
cam" to capture a picture perfect view. But darn it anyway, that trusty ol'
iPhone sure does a mighty fine job at grabbing a great view. So let's take
a look at Bradford
Wiles' latest from the MonkiPhone itself!
Nature - Your eyes
are getting heavy...You're falling into a deep...deep...  sleep...you're
slipping into a place called "La La Land." And suddenly...SNORK!!!
You wake yourself up snoring!!! The intro for this fine piece might put
you to sleep, but your eyes will be pleasantly surprised as the soothing
stimulation of Dreamscape sets
in. Yes, that iPhone finds its way into the right place at the right time.
And of course its owner always gets a little "lucky" as well finding the
right places and spaces. And the title? After a sneak peek preview from
good friend Donnie Fischer, the idea of "dreamy" drifts into conversation.
Dreamy??? What kinda crap is that?!! =) Well, it was an accurate assessment.
So it scraped its way into the scape of the title (Thanks Donnie)...Enjoy!
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To all of you...
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ON
THE NET
Software News and Updates
CoverSutra Now Snow Leopard
and iTunes 9 Ready! - At long last for all ye music lovers! Making
the best even better, Sophiestication
Software has announced the release
of CoverSutra 2.2, a major update to its premier iTunes extender software
for Mac OS X. Version 2.2 adds full compatibility for Mac OS X 10.6 Snow
Leopard and iTunes 9.
 This most amazing Mac App gives music lovers a handy and
attractive way to control iTunes without having to leave the currently active
application. It features a powerful music search feature along with
global keyboard shortcuts and informative bezels that provide users with
song and album details in an unobtrusive way. In addition, CoverSutra has
integrated support for Last.fm, the popular social music recommendation service.
The latest update now takes full advantage
of all available CPU cores making the music search
more then two times faster, The Album Artwork loading performance is
dramatically enhanced, and album covers are now displayed in an instant.
All of this and much more makes CoverSutra a
must-have, Grade-A, number one app! You gotta get your very own copy like
NOW!
Werck Announces Checkout 3 -
Werck BV wants you to know about the  immediate
availability of Checkout
3 - the powerful, easy and affordable point of sale software for
the Mac. This fantastic application is packed wall to wall with features
and yet still the easiest Mac Point of Sale application out today. Included
in the update are so many customer requested features and enhancements -
like barcode label printing, a revamped Product Manager, and an overall speed
boost - that you'd be crazy not to grab a copy. Hurry over to Werck for
complete details on the latest release of Checkout...Check
it out!
BANANAS
Just Plain Nutz!
She's ALL Yours!
One day a father gets off of work and on his way home he
remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a toy store
and asks the salesperson, "How much is the Barbie on the display window?"
The salesperson answers, Which one? We have:
Work out Barbie for $19.95
Shopping Barbie for $19.95
Beach Barbie for $19.95
Disco Barbie for $19.95
Divorced Barbie for $265.95
The amazed father asks: "What? Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and
the others only $19.95?"
The salesperson answers:
"Sir, 'Divorced Barbie' is a complete set. She comes with:
Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Dog, Ken's Children, Ken's
Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer and... as a special feature, Ken's
Best Friend."
Deep Thought of the Day
Some people are like Slinkies.
They don't really have a purpose, but they still bring a smile to you face
when you push them down the stairs. - Thanks Scott!!
The Usher
An elderly woman walked into the local country church.
The friendly usher greeted her at the door and helped her up the flight of
steps. "Where would you like to sit?" he asked politely.
"The front row please," she answered.
"You really don't want to do that," the usher said. "The
pastor is really boring."
"Do you happen to know who I am?" the woman inquired.
"No." he said.
"I'm the pastor's mother," she replied indignantly.
"Do you know who I am?" he asked.
"No." she said.
"Good," he answered.
Playboy For Married Men
Q. Did you hear about the new magazine for MARRIED MEN published
by Playboy?
A. It has the same pictures month after month after month after month after
month...
September
21,
2009
Monkie Business | Bananas
 At
The Top: Monkie Biz and Bananas -
At the top of the News for Monday September 21, 2009:
Mundane Monday, Monkie Biz & Bananas:
Get Your Fix Here! -
Wow...Twice in two weeks there's not much to say to start the day, the week,
or even the Fall part of the year. And that would officially begin tomorrow.
So...
You can find last week's Wallpaper <----,
some Monkie
Business, and Bananas below.
Anything more? Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
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blah, blah...BREATHE!
Blah,
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blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah, blah...Take it away, Toes!
MONKIE
BUSINESS
Odds and Ends
Die Trying - According
to a British law passed in 1845, attempting to commit suicide was a capital
offense. Offenders could be hanged for trying.
Sinking Ship? - The
company providing the liability insurance for the Republican National Convention
in San Diego is the same firm that insured the maiden voyage of the RMS Titanic.
Just A Theory? - They tell you that you'll
lose your mind when you grow older. What they don't tell you is that you
won't miss it very much.
- Malcolm Cowley
Institutionalized -
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet.
- Mae West
Parting Shot - I have everything
I had 20 years ago, only it's all a little bit lower.
- Gypsy Rose Lee
BANANAS
Just Plain Nutz!
Research This!
A man doing market research knocked on a door. He was greeted
by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet.
He says, "I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used
the product?"
She says, "Yes. My husband and I use it all the time."
"And if you don't mind me asking, what do you use it for?"
"We use it for sex."
The researcher was a little taken back. He replied with candor, "Usually
people lie to me and say that they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to
help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for
sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you've been frank so far, can you
tell me exactly how you use it for sex?"
The woman says, "I don't mind telling you at all. My husband and I
put it on the door knob to keep the kids out."
Feel Better Now?
Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out
on the couch to do a bit of what she thought to be well-deserved complaining
and self- pitying.
She moaned to her mom and brother, "Nobody loves me...the whole world
hates me!"
Her brother, busily occupied playing a game, hardly looked up at her and
passed on this encouraging word: "That's not true, Mary. Most people
don't even know you."
Something Wrong
We were sitting in a fine restaurant when my wife looks over at a nearby
table and sees a man in a drunken stupor.
I said "I notice you've been watching that man for some time now. Do
you know him?"
"Yes" she replies, "He's my ex-husband, and has been drinking
like that since I left him seven years ago."
I said, "That's remarkable, I wouldn't think anybody could celebrate
that long."
She hasn't spoken to me since - did I say something wrong?
Mood Ring
My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought
me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.
We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green.
When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his forehead.
Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.
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