September
18, 2009
At
The Top: New Wallpaper; Default Folder X and DEVONthink Updated; Bananas -
At the top of the News for Friday September 14, 2009:
 New
Desktop/Wallpaper -
Parlez-moi d'amour! Oui oui...This we can do as a Brand
New Desktop/Wallpaper debuts for you in NEW
GOO! Another must-have, this one you can't do without!
On the Net - Respectively
speaking, St. Clair Software and DEVONtechnologies share their latest Updates
On The Net with news about Default Folder
X and DEVONthink Public Beta.
Bananas - Wrapping things
up for this week's wild and whacky tour de force in the working world is
a new bunch of Bananas.
Take off your battle clothes and kick in a grin!
The Wrap Up - Though
it's been a rather calm week for any break-through news in the World of Apple,
there's still some nuggets of gold that can be found at The
Iconfactory with
New Pixels at Stockicons and all the rest
in the latest found at MacNN and
MacObserver...Check
'em out and have some fun!
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Community - Visit This Great Site!
NEW
GOO!
New Desktop -
Mr. Monkie Bradford
Wiles' iPhone just can't say "no" when it comes to snaggin' a shot
that's hot and sexy, off the cuff and...What rhymes with sexy but plexy???
No need to be perplexied, simply slip on down and let your eyes do the walkin'
while the pixels do the talkin'!
Nature - My, my, my,
my my! This week's pixel pleasure comes from  Monkie
Man's Mother's back yard along side the fence...And a **bright** red fence
at that! Pairing a charlatan Sunflower (yes, the flower really is fake!)
along side a real rose, it's almost like being touched by true
love and friendship. But these two phony friends still have the ability
to colour your world and touch your taste buds as they sit side by side
in
Caresse
de Couleurs....But don't take our word
for it. Just a couple of clicks and you can get your licks on one of the
tastiest views around...Enjoy!
Thanks Department --
To all of you...
For taking the time to stop by for a view!
THANK YOU!
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Check out our Submissions guidelines
and then send it in!
ON
THE NET
Software News and Updates
 Default Folder X 4.3.1 for Snow Leopard -
Making the best even better, St. Clair
Software announces the
immediate availability of Default Folder X 4.3.1,
the award-winning utility for enhancing Open and Save dialogs. This release
fine-tunes Default Folder X's support for Apple's new Mac OS 10.6 "Snow
Leopard," as well
as adding options and improving compatibility in Mac OS 10.4 and 10.5.
Version 4.3.1 adds support for Safari plug-ins in Snow Leopard,
thus making itself available in Gmail's file attachment dialogs. Its contextual
menus now work in all views in Open and Save dialogs in Mac OS 10.6 too.
For users of both Snow Leopard and Leopard, compatibility
has been improved in Final Cut Pro, QuickTime Player and other applications
that export using QuickTime. And there's oh so much more that can be found
with a quick click to St. Clair Software!!
DEVONthink 2.0 public beta 7 -
Recently released by DEVONtechnologies is the seventh public beta
of version 2.0 of all editions of its information manager DEVONthink, as
well as of the smart note-keeper DEVONnote. The new release adds full PDF
annotations, smart templates, and simple image editing to DEVONthink, and — being
the main reason for releasing this version early to the public — brings
compatibility to Mac OS X 10.6 Snow Leopard to all editions. Want some
highlights? 
- Compatibility to Mac OS X 10.6 Snow Leopard
- PDF annotations
- Image editing
- Smart templates
- And more!!!
Now we could give you the full scoop, but our shovel just
isn't big enough to give you all the great news. So for the complete view
of what's new, make your way to DEVONtechnologies and check 'em out!
BANANAS
Just Plain Nutz!
Remotely Yo Mama?
Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate
her remote!
Home Depot
Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts
around at Home Depot when they collide. The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry
about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention
to where I was going."
The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for
my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little worried."
The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your
wife look like?
The young guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with red hair,
blue eyes, long legs, a curvy figure, and she's wearing tight white shorts.
What does your wife look like?"
The old guy says, "Doesn't matter...let's look for yours."
Go Ahead, Ham It Up
A Jewish Rabbi and a Catholic Priest met at the town's
annual 4th of July picnic. Old friends, they began their usual banter. "This
baked ham is really delicious," the priest teased the rabbi. "You
really ought to try it. I know it's against your religion, but I can't understand
why such a wonderful food should be forbidden! You don't know what you're
missing. You just haven't lived until you've tried Mrs. Hall's prized Virginia
Baked Ham. Tell me, Rabbi, when are you going to break down and try it?"
The rabbi looked at the priest with a big grin, and said, "At your
wedding."
Mental Moment
During a visit to a mental asylum, a visitor asked the
Director what the criterion was that defined whether or not a patient should
be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub; then we
offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her
to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would
use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.
"No," said the Director, "A normal person would pull the
plug. Do you want a bed by the wall or near the window?"
And Then God Created Brunettes
Q: Why did God make brunettes?
A: So the ugly men have a chance.
September
14,
2009
Monkie Business |
Bananas
 At The Top: Monkie
Biz and Bananas -
At the top of the News for Friday September 14, 2009:
Monkie Biz & Bananas: Is It
Any Wonder -
Ever figured out what you would say if you had nothing to say? Me neither.
That NOT said, our most recent Wallpaper can
be seen, Monkie
Business can be heard, and the Bananas can
be smelled...And a nose for news is no news for anyone who knew or knows
the old and new. Smells like mold to me. Okay...IT JUST STINKS!
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Community - Visit This Great Site!
MONKIE
BUSINESS
Odds and Ends
All In The Math - 111,111,111
x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
The Weight Of Words - The
Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because
when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all
the books that would occupy the building.
Just A Theory? - The scientific theory
I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline
luggage.
- Mark Russell
Never Old - I am an old man
and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened.
- Mark Twain
Parting Shot - Don't worry
about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
- Charles Schultz
BANANAS
Just Plain Nutz!
Taxi Driver: First Day On The Job
During a ride in a taxicab, the rider touched the driver
on the shoulder to ask him a question.
Upon the touch, the cab driver flinched, screamed, then went into a panic
and almost wrecked the cab. Finally the driver got control and pulled to
side of road.
Still shaking, he turned to his rider and apologized. He said, "Sorry
about that. This is my first day as a cab driver. For the past 20 years I
have driven a hearse".
Why We Split Up
She told me we couldn't afford beer at $25.00 a case anymore.
Too bad, but I would have to quit drinking.
Then the next day I caught her spending $65.00 on a tiny bottle of make-up.
I asked her how come I had to give up stuff and she didn't.
She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me. I told her that wasn't
necessary, that's what the beer was for!
Besides, my beer was 40 bucks cheaper.
I don't think she's coming back...
The Polish Eye Test
A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license.
First, of course, he had to take an eyesight test. The optician showed him
a card with the letters:
C Z W I X N O S T A C Z
"Can you read this?" the optician asked.
"Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know the guy."
Stupid Change
Yo momma's so dumb if you gave her a penny for her intelligence
you'd get change!
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