September
26-28, 2003
At
The Top
- Hot diggity dog!! Pull out your pixel platters 'cuz it's
time for the Friday Icon Edition! We've
got some scrumptious new icon works from two fantabulous
new artists and one well seasoned vet that will fill your
GUI appetite. And of course we've got a dose of Community
News and Bananas to top off the festivities. Grab your
napkins, tuck 'em in, and let's get to munchin'!
Update: Our
Weekend Edition has been canceled. We will resume Updates
on Monday.

New
GOO!
New
Icons - The icon eye candy has been arriving in
specially marked packages addressed right to your desktop
door! So we are pleased to deliver 3 New Icon Sets
via the Cyber Monkie Express for this week's Friday Icon
Update. Let's tear open the packages and get to the GOO!
Flameia Design - Cool
icon critters don't always come in fuzzy form as we
find with
Glass Animals
from our latest pixel artist Julia Nikolaeva. This fabulous
set of fun comes from the cool and classy collections
of Flameia Design,
Julia's pixel palace on the web. Though these icon animals
may not sport their fur, they're certain to give your
desktop plenty of warm fuzzies!
Happicon - WAKE UP!!!!
If you're like many, ya Gotta
Have Coffee!© just
to make an eyelash move. Happicon's Rene must know
the
routine all too well as he shares the many faces we all
have in common before, during, and after the caffeine
hits the veins and gives the eyes a taste of the morning
sunrise. Hey! No yawning allowed!
Miloszwl.com -
Yahoo! Puttin' on plenty of pixel pizzazz is an outstanding
icon collection called Simple
iCons 4 from Milosz Wlazlo. Milosz sends
this exceptional set all the way from Miloszwl.com based
in Zdunska
Wola Poland. Don't let the 'simple' name of this fine
set fool ya. Milosz' talents have created quite the complete
set of eye popping icons that include both Standard
Mac OSX and CandyBar versions. Enjoy!
Thanks
Department --
Julia,
Rene, and Milosz...
WOW!
You really rock the icon world!!
THANK
YOU!!
Wanna show
your work to the world?
Send Us Your Icons!

Community
News
Mandolux
- The man, the myth, the legend. Mr. Mando Gomez has been
busy all this week with all new desktops for view at Mandolux!
Here's the skinny on what your eyes will find:
Mandolux this week has issued three new
desktops: one ViDRIO (Nature/Ice/Macro), one Money 2K2
(Euro), and one GRAFFiTI (Close-up).
Mando sure knows what a desktop likes. And
there's one place to get the goods.
Get to groovin' and get to Mandolux!

Bananas
Just Plain
Nuts
TECHNICALLY
SPEAKING
Tech Support: What does the computer screen
say now?
Caller: It says 'Hit ENTER when ready.'
Tech Support: Well?
Caller: How do I know when it's ready?
DO YOU COPY???
Several years ago,
there was an intern who was none too swift. One day,
he was typing and turned to
a secretary and said, "I'm almost out of typing paper.
What do I do?"
"Just use copier machine paper," she
told him.
With that, the intern took his last remaining blank piece
of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make
five blank copies.
OOOOOOLD!
You know you're old if you remember the Grand Canyon as
a ditch!


September
25, 2003
Monkie
News | Community News
| the Apevine | On
The Net | Network News
Monkie
News
Tomorrow:
New Icons -
Oooo la la! Tomorrow brings another batch of the good GUI
goodies we like so very much! Our Friday Icon Edition
will feature some brand new icon work from icon artists
new to the Monkie Pixel galleries. And we have a feelin'
that your eyes will be a reelin'! So be sure to pop back
by for a big slice of pixel pie!
P.S. The nosey Monkie spotted some cool pixel
news that you can nose into by slippin' down to the
Apevine. Sniff sniff!

Community
News
MacGrounds
- Lookin' for some new GUI goodies to fancy up your desktop
X-perience? Good news! MacGrounds
has just released a new icon set titled Decipher.
What's better than this? Well, it just
so happens to be optimized for Mac OS X! So you best be
boogiein' to MacGrounds
and get down with the latest pixels in town!
the
Apevine
Marmalade Moon
- A little Monkie was snoopin' around the web and noticed
that the most colorful Kate England posted a note on her
home base at Marmalade
Moon that October 9 would bring a new desktop collection
complete with icons, desktop pictures, and a desktop
calendar with an Autumn theme. For now you can grab a sneak
peek by makin' a quick click over to the ever colorful Marmalade
Moon. Get to movin'!
On The
Net
CandyBar 1.5.4
- The amazing pixel people from The
Iconfactory have announced the immediate
availability of CandyBar
1.5.4! Together with the fine software makers
at Panic, The Factory
has updated this absolutely awesome icon tool that allows
you to change all of your important icons (even those pesky
hard to change System icons) with the click of a button.
Version 1.5.4 has been updated for official use with both
Mac OS 10.2.7 and the recently pulled 10.2.8. Get with the
pixel party and grab your copy of CandyBar
1.5.4!
A Better Finder
Launcher - Everything's better from the developers
of the popular A Better Finder tool series! From the folks
at PUBLICSPACE.NET
comes the release of A
Better Finder Launcher 1.0b4. This cool tool
is an application launcher for Mac OSX and is now available
for public beta testing. New features and fixes are included
in the latest update. There's no time like the present to
make a difference by grabbing a copy of A
Better Finder Launcher and sending your input to PUBLICSPACE.NET.
Check it out!
MaxBulk Mailer
2.9 - Another update has found its way from the
folks at
MAX Programming with
the release of MaxBulk
Mailer 2.9. This mailing application for Mac
OS 8.6 and above allows you to design and send professional
looking emails to your customers and prospects for as little
as fractions of a penny. The latest version includes several
interesting improvements, new features, and bug fixes. Make
your way to MAX Programming
and check out all the latest on MaxBulk
Mailer!
Network
News
the WebWorld
- BeanHead
Wireless iPod
Predicted - Now that
Apple has a wireless mouse and keyboard, what if the iPod
went wireless as well? A Businessweek article titled "Byte
of the Apple" begs this very question. With a concept
called Everywhere Internet Audio (EIA) currently cooking,
the story suggests that the music industry partner up with
Apple to provide wireless access to any song, anytime, anyplace.
It even states that Apple is taking steps toward a wireless
iPod, making the question not so much what if, but when?-
from MacMinute
and Businessweek
Diamond Dave
Bangs His Head - Singer David Lee Roth was trying
to Dance The Night Away when he dinged himself
in the head. The rock performer pounded himself clear
to Panama with a board and screamed "Somebody
Get Me A Doctor!" Roth must have made a Jump
while attempting some sort of kung fu move when he cracked
his face. The crack-up singer will not be seeing California
Girls on Mean Street any time soon as he cracked
himself up enough to need twenty one stitches! It's times
like these he may wish he really was Just A Gigolo.
Come on Dave, gimme a break! - from
Ananova

September
24, 2003
Desktops
| Community News | On
The Net | Bananas
At The Top
- ALRIGHTY THEN!!! It's time to bump up the groove and do
some
damage to those mid-week blues! Everybody get down
and funky as we roll out another pixel platter with our
Wednesday Desktop Edition. You'll find
some awesome desktop creations from digital artists all
around the web as well as Community News, Software News
On The Net, and those strange tasting Bananas right here
in the Monkie Zoo. Time to turn up the tunes and boogie
with Stu!
New
GOO!
New
Desktops - Fantabulous! Yes, your eyes can talk,
and that's what they will be saying after they get a good
look at this week's entries to the Gallery. So let's have
a long look at the latest in 5 New Desktops from some of
the web's finest. Shall we?
Desktops
- With another exceptional snapshot, Marty
Leone wakes up the neighborhood by rousing the
roost with a close up shot of mother nature's natural
alarm clock -- none other than Rooster!
You're sure to get quite the wide-eyed awakening every
morn with this excellent digital desktop from Marty's
awesome abilities!
On
a more relaxing note, Jack Juliussen provides a serene
scene with the calm, cool, and collected selection called
Solnedgang.
This beautiful skyscape comes from the former galleries
of Prevision and
translates as "Sunset" from Danish to English.
But there will be no language barrier for your eyes once
they get a good look at this amazing desktop!
3-D
Rendered - As the moments move forward, there
comes a time for the seasons to make their changing of
the guard. Summer Leaves
from ShiftedReality's
Juergen Eilts may allude
to the transition of seasons, but most certainly will
celebrate his amazing skills and Summer memories on your
desktop!
If
Steve Jobs gets a best dressed award for his minimalist
wear in clothes, then your desktop gets the tops in pixel
'pops' with another jaw-dropping selection from EA
Design's Ed Allen! Ed's abilities with the pixel pencil
paint a great desktop portrait titled I
Wish You Would. And this Monkie sure wishes
he would share his secret to such fine works!
The
final tune in this week's pixel jam is a nifty little
selection from Monkie Master Bradford
Wiles titled Satin
Ball. This Bryce rendered creation is actually
an old archived 'frame' that was never finished. Pulled
from the Monkie cobwebs, it was reworked and dressed up
to appear 'pretty in pink'. The title was simply pulled
from the old jazz standard "Satin Doll". And
in hopes of adding a bit of sunshine and cheer to a recent
cloudy day, this number is respectfully dedicated to my
web friend Ms. Mindy Weaver of The Iconfactory.
Enjoy!!
Thanks
Department --
Juergen,
Jack, Marty, and Ed...
Sometimes
words don't begin to express my awe and thanks...
You're the
best!!
THANK YOU!!
Have a piece you want
to display?
Check out our Submissions
guidelines and then send it in!
Community
News
The Iconfactory
- Fire up your icon engines! Another fine batch of icon
GOO has rolled
out of the vats of The
Iconfactory! For their weekly Icon Tuesday roll out,
The Factory's resident anime junkie Talos
Tsui has posted his latest creation titled G-Unit.
This awesome set of icon artistry is a set of hard drives
and folders inspired by the mechanics of the ever-popular
Japanese anime series Gundam.
If you love animation and sci-fi, you're sure to love this
slick set with special features just for you OSX users!
Get your motor runnin' and make that mouse move to The
Iconfactory for pixel satisfaction guaranteed!
On
The Net
eMail
Verifier 1.2 - The maximum productivity
folks at MAX Programming
have just announced the release of Email
Verifier 1.2. This e-mail tool checks the validity
of your e-mail addresses without actually sending them.
Then you can use the list of failed addresses to build a
list for a 'please update' campaign. For all the changes
made to Email
Verifier, point your browser to MAX
Programming and mail to the max!
Bananas
Just Plain
Nuts
ODD MAN OUT?
What's the odd one out?
1. A lobster
2. A whale
3. A guy that's been
hit by a bus?
The whale -- the other
two are both crustaceans.
MONKIE MIRROR
Q.What do the Monkie and a mirror have in common?
A.When they see their
face they both crack up!
MULTIPLE HOT
FOOT
Did you hear about the
shoe factory that burnt down?
Two hundred soles were
lost.
SO AM I
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm schizophrenic
And so am I

September
23, 2003
Monkie
News | Network News
Monkie
News
Tomorrow:
New Desktops - Hot diggity dog! Tomorrow
it's the middle of the week as far as the M-F work world
and that means we get another great selection of Desktops
for our Wednesday Desktop Edition. There's
some fine works headed your way from all around the web
including another pixel treat from the master of Monkie
Ceremonies (it's about time he got off his butt). Grab your
vine and swing by tomorrow for plenty of Monkie fun!
Network
News
the WebWorld
- BeanHead
You Can't Handel
This - Those familiar
with Handel's Messiah may be disillusioned
that the masterpiece was assigned an "X" for explicit
according to the iTunes
Music Store (iTMS). Due to a technical trip up, the
famous favorite which was introduced to iTMS last Tuesday,
had the wrong rating tacked onto it. Such a rating would
put the classic into the same category as contemporary artist
Eminem, with warnings to be leery of the lyrics. The classification
was corrected before dusk that day. Oops!
- from Yahoo
Jobs
Gets By On Good Looks - Don't look now,
but Apple CEO Steve Jobs was found on the Forbes list of
best dressed billionaires. Somehow, though not a member
of the suit and tie status quo, he pulled it off with that
same simple black pullover and blue jeans! And not only
does he look good (according to Forbes), but he is also
a beefier billionaire, being found forty four spots higher
than last year on Forbes' list of America's wealthiest big
wigs. Jobs showed up as the seventy-eighth richest citizen,
with $2.3 billion to his name. Put Steve
in a suit and give me the high paying jobs! - from MacCentral

September
22, 2003
Community
News | Monkie News |
On The Net | Bananas
At
The Top - Ever
dropped a brick on your toe and then smacked your head on
the counter while going to grab your aching foot? Well,
neither have I. But that's how Mondays feel sometimes! So
in honor of those fabulous Monday toe jams, we'll drag out
the best known ammunition -- a good healthy dose of ye ol'
Monkie medicine! And this week we have a full dose of the
coconut brew including a new Featured Link
down yonder in the Monkie News
section. Grab your steel toed Monkie boots and make the
Mondays move it on over. Shall we?!
Community
News
burntcanvasdesign
- Oh yeah! Mr. Alan Sherwood, the GUI jack-of-all-trades
and master of many, has updated burntcanvasdesign
with some new site design tweaks and 6 New 2-D Pics.
The site looks slick and sweet, and the new works are a
wonder to behold! The latest works are very different from
the work that you have come to expect from bcd. All ya gotta
do is click down on that mouse and move it on over to the
galleries of burntcanvasdesign.
Get to groovin'!!
Live Pencil
- Ramon Gonzalez Teja adds to your GUI grin by starting
your week with another batch of fun at Live
Pencil. Here's a look at the latest in pixel pleasures:
- EMOTICONS: Now the doggy
is barking and talking to us.
- ANIMATIONS: A birthday
message as a present you can send to everyone.
- CLIPART: Vegetation.
Let's make this a greener place.
- TICKLE ME : Watch what
happens to the sea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- HIDDEN IMAGE: A new
one every week...Please look for it , keep searching!
You'll always find plenty
of fun at Live Pencil.
So what are you waiting for? Get on over and have a blast!
Mandolux
- The ever creative Mando Gomez has updated the galleries
of Mandolux by bringing
back an old theme – this time, the greatest of them
all: ViDRIO. The first desktop is titled Amser.
You know the drill: Make your move to Mandolux
and grab the latest in amazing desktop art!
Send Us Your Site
News!
press@macmonkies.com
Monkie
News
Featured
Link - We're
pleased to feature the fabulous grnluvbug
as this week's Featured Link.
We've also added this great GUI site to our Links
Page. Be sure to check out our take
on this colorful place and then head to the Links Page and
click your way to grnluvbug.com!
On
The Net
WebBackdrop
- The fabulous folks at Colourfull
Creations have released WebBackdrop
for Mac OS X. WebBackdrop let's
you display your favorite web site on the desktop. Get updates
on stock prices, news, weather, animation, music, and anything
else that is on the web without ever opening a web browser.
This awesome app has got a great start and is bound to go
far. Grab your copy of WebBackdrop
from Colourfull Creations
and get to desktop surfing!
Bananas
Just Plain
Nuts
PRO CONGRESS?
If con is the opposite
of pro, then is congress the opposite of progress?
ONLY IN AMERICA
Only in America can
a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
SIGNS YOUR CO-WORKER
IS A HACKER
1. Everyone who ticks
him or her off gets a $26,000 phone bill.
2. Has won the Publisher's
Clearing House Sweepstakes three years running.
3. When asked for their
phone number, they give it in hex.
4. Seems strangely calm
whenever the office LAN goes down.
5. Somehow gets HBO on their PC at work.
6. Mumbled, "Oh, puh-leeeez!" 295
times during the movie "The Net."
7. Massive 401k contribution made in half-cent
increments.
8. Their video dating profile lists "public-key
encryption" among turn-ons.
9. Instead of the "Welcome" voice
on AOL, you overhear, "Good Morning, Mr./Ms. President."
10. You hear them murmur, "Let's see
you use that VISA card now, Professor "I-Don't-Give-A's-In-Computer-Science!"
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