September
12-14, 2003
At
The Top
- Eeeeeeeeeyessss!!! We've made it through the week...Phew
(Sierra)! What a dinger it has been. But the weekend is
almost here and that means it's time for our Friday
Icon Edition! With this you get some fine new pixels to place
on your computer and a few words of News and Bananas too!
We will be taking this weekend off from the Monkie Nest,
but we will be back on Monday with our usual crazy antics.
Feel free to browse around and get lost in our little
world
of GUI wonders. 'Till Monday, take care!

New
GOO!
New
Icons - Time for another GUI snack as we have
3 New Icon Sets on display for your pixel-eyed
appetite! Grab a plate, grab a pixel, and let your eyes
enjoy the view! Let's dig in!
Iconizer Icon Studios -
Talk about your perfect pixel package! From the double
release of box icons by Wessley Roche comes the original
box set of GUI "tunage" titled
Some
Boxes. This great crate of pixel perfection
comes straight out of the cool collections of Iconizer
Icon Studios. You'll find plenty ways to use this
collection for your fun and useful storage needs!
miX
the piX - Makin' the
'MS' side of the Mac even better is Hein Mevissen from
miX the piX with
his rendition of Office
Icons. This fabulous set of four comes in
a Pixadex iContainer
Edition and is a great way to brighten up the filing
of any of your Office
documents, or any files you want to neatly tuck away!
mbstuart.com - Kickin'
off the final leg of our icon showcase is a great set
for all of you football fans from the fine galleries
of mbstuart.com.
Michael Stuart makes the goal with NFL,
a touchdown performance on every pixel play! You're sure
to find your favorite football team among this excellent
selection of design and craftsmanship. Enjoy!
Thanks
Department --
Wessley,
Hein,
and Michael...
Keep
that pixel perfect a pumpin'! Excellent work!
THANK
YOU!!
Send Us
Your Icons!
Network
News
the WebWorld
- BeanHead
Back To The
Apple - Steve Jobs' partner of old
has passed on permission for the original Apple 1 computer
to be produced again. Technician Vince Briel initially
contacted Apple to confirm this computer concept. When
he didn't hear back from the head honchos at Headquarters,
he e-mailed Steve Woz asking if he would approve of
the work. Woz bestowed his blessing upon Briel by e-mailing
him back. Though Briel cannot produce the Apple 1 with
all original parts, he is bent on building it to operate
like the first Mac back in the day. -
from Wired
The Buddy System -
A pet monkey in Germany has appeared to be jealous of his
owner's wife, Claudia. The monkey, Buddy, has begun pulling
her hair whenever she shares the bed with her beloved.
The two even tried locking Buddy out of the bedroom, but
it only triggered him to screech at the top of his lungs.
Since the pet has proceeded to kick her out of place, Claudia
has conceded to sleeping in the spare room in order to
spare neighbors the noise of the couple's all but mute
monkey. - from Ananova
Bananas
Just Plain
Nuts
BAAAAD NEWS
Doctor: I have good news and bad news.
Patient:
Go with the good news first.
Doctor: You have 24 hours
to live.
Patient: What!?! How about the bad news?
Doctor:
Um...I forgot to tell you yesterday.
TOE OBSERVATIONS What do the toes say when
they meet?
"There is a fungus
among us."
NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS: START NOW Part
II
11. Get more toys.
12. Get further in debt.
13. Don't believe
politicians.
14. Break at least one traffic law.
15. Avoid
airplanes that spontaneously drop 1000 feet.
16. Don't
swim with piranhas or sharks.
17. Associate with even
worse business clients.
18. Spread out priorities beyond
ability to keep track of them.
19. Wait around for opportunity.
20. Never make New
Year's resolutions again.

September
11, 2003
In
Remembrance | Community
News
Community
News
widget : widget
- Sir Alexander MacLean from the widget
: widget studios is honoring those lost on September
11, 2001 with a desktop tribute titled A Word Of
Wisdom. This new release will be available for
public viewing in Alexander's galleries today. Be sure to
join in the tribute by making your way to the most excellent
pixel studios of widget
: widget.

September
10, 2003
Desktops
| Community News | On
The Net | Bananas
At The Top
- It's raining, it's pouring, the Monkie is boring! Raining?
Well, yes! Quite
a bit at the moment. Boring Monkie? Now that's another story!
=) But come rain or boring Monkie tales, it's once again
time to roll out this week's Wednesday Desktop Edition.
And boy do we have some fine selections to choose from.
In addition, we plop a helping of Community News, Software
News On The Net, and Bananas to wash it all down. So how
about we grab our GUI platters and fill 'em up. Soup is
served!

New
GOO!
New
Desktops - WOW! What a great lineup this week for
our Wednesday Desktop Edition! There are 5 New Desktops
filling nearly all sections of the Gallery. And of course
the creators of these gems are among the finest desktop
artists on the net. Toss off that cheap jewelry and adorn
your desktop with these fine works of art!
Fun - Everybody say yeah!
It's been a while since we've added an entry to
the Fun Department. So to begin this week's fun, we are
pleased as purple punch to induct an excellent example
of Marty Leone's sense of
humor and skill at the pixel pallet with Bloated
Trout: Atlantis. This awesome selection is
certain to bring a big fat old Monkie grin to your desktop
without adding too many calories to your GUI diet!
Desktops - The most excellent
Ed Allen of the EA
Design royalty brings yet
another fine minimalistic piece to your desktop with Echo
And Bounce from his White Void collection.
Don't know how he does it, but Ed manages to marry color
and style to the finest form of simplicity to produce
a piece that will make your desktop shine with the class
of castles and kings!
Nature - Winter, Spring,
Summer, or Fall, there's always room for an excellent
entry in the Nature Department from Pictures
and Adicons' multi-talented Adam Dickson. His latest
digital masterpiece Fern
will keep your desktop fresh and green all year around.
And just think: You'll never have to soil your green thumb
or break out the gardening hose to add a drop of water!
3-D Rendered - Another
3-D masterpiece called Coming
Home finds its
way into the Gallery from ShiftedReality.
From the digital craftsmanship of Juergen
Eilts, this absolutely stunning work of art sails in with
a glorious sunset and calm of the sea on its way to your
desktop home. Juergen created this digital re-creation
of reality with some awesome inspiration and Vue d'Esprit
4. A must-have addition to your collections!
Bringin' up the rear is a burp and a bubble
from Monkie Master Bradford
Wiles with a simple selection titled Aqua
Bubble. Though seemingly simple in appearance
and design, this little number is made up of several spheres
and took over 1.5 hours to render. Guess the old Monkie
had a bit too much to eat! Enjoy!
Thanks
Department --
Juergen,
Ed, Adam, and Marty...
These old
Monkie eyes continue to open in awe when viewing your work!
THANK YOU!!
Have a piece you want
to display?
Check out our Submissions
guidelines and then send it in!
Community
News
The Iconfactory
- A fabulous new icon set has emerged from The
Iconfactory's Icon Tuesday!
Factory artist Dave
Brasgalla has expanded his G5 Drives collection to now
include a complete system replacement set. G5 System
is visually based on the industrial design of Apple's newly
released G5 towers and is rendered in cool and meticulous
detail for use in your OS X toolbars and desktop. This is
a must-have addition for any Mac head with an eye for fine
design! Get yourself over to The
Iconfactory and get stocked up with another great icon
set. Do it!
EA Design
- Another great update has made its way into the galleries
of EA Design! Ed
Allen has added with a new set of desktops titled Aqua
Rush, which consists of "glass aqua rounded
type forms" that are certain to amaze the ol' GUI eyes!
In addition, Ed has redesigned the the EA 'flat' with a
wide screen layout that is easy to navigate. Best hurry
over to EA Design
and check out all the newness in pixel design!
Send Us Your Site
News!
press@macmonkies.com
On The
Net
iClip
2.5 -
The folks at Inventive,
Inc. have announced the release of iClip
2.5, productivity software for Mac users with
OS X. iClip is a multiple clipboard/scrapbook application
designed to improve user efficiency and productivity for
many computing tasks. The latest update improves accessibility
with hot keys, allows editing and multiple copying of text
clippings, and adds full Unicode support. Hurry over to
Inventive and grab
your updated copy of the cool tool by the name of iClip
2.5!
Bananas
Just Plain
Nuts
GUITAR PLAYING
LIGHT BULB
Q: How many guitar players
does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two: One to change
the light bulb, the other to say, "I can do that."
NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS: START NOW Part
I
1. Gain weight. At least
30 pounds.
2. Stop exercising.
Waste of time.
3. Read less. Makes
you think.
4. Watch more TV. You've
been missing some good stuff.
5. Procrastinate more.
Starting tomorrow.
6. Stop bringing lunch
from home: Eat out more.
7. Get in a whole NEW
rut!
8. Spend your summer
vacation in Cyberspace.
9. Don't eat cloned
meat.
10. Create loose ends.
BAH RAM EWE
Why did the ram fall
off the cliff?
Because he didn't see
the ewe turn.

September
9, 2003
Monkie
News | Network News
Monkie
News
Tomorrow:
New Desktops and Stuff
- Gads! Is it just me or has the last few days been
absolute coconut juice for everyone? Life is sure a strange
brew of armpit hair and toe jam football! With all the events
swirlin' around ya, one might utter the words of the familiar
song "Stop the world, I wanna get off!" Pulleaze!
But anyway...Gotta roll with the
punches, right? So roll we will as tomorrow we roll out
another fine selection of pixels with our mid-week Wednesday
Desktop Edition! You know the drill. Stop back
by the Monkie Shack for great Desktops, News, and Bananas
too. Y'all come back now, ya hear?
Network
News
the WebWorld
- BeanHead
Ten
Million And Counting
- The iTunes
Music Store just keeps getting bigger and bigger. Apple
reported that the ten millionth tune has now been downloaded
since iTunes was introduced. Break it down and the number
becomes an average of 500,000 tunes downloaded per week.
Add to that a new 40 gigabyte iPod and the availability
of iTunes to Windows users by the end of the year and the
world will continue to watch the success of iTunes explode
right before their eyes! - from Apple
Apple In With
The In Crowd - Apple has tickled the fancy of teenagers
taking a place in their
top five brands. Young people picked Apple as the number
one company they would like to endorse if they were rich
and famous. iMacs and iPods are two of the hippest items
they want to get in their hands, being identified as must-haves
for youth this school year. Since the teenage culture typically
sets the trends, their confirmation of Apple has made it
officially "cool." - from
Wired

September
8, 2003
Community
News | On The Net | Bananas
At
The Top - Hello
hello! Mad Max MacMonkie here with another welcome to the
beginning of your brand new week! Seems like this last weekend
flew by all too quickly. But we'll start the week out right
with a smile as we've got lots of great Monkie stuff to
throw your way in the areas of Community News, Software
News On The Net, and Bananas too. So lose the Monday blues
and let's get on with the news. Shall we?

Community
News
Happicon
- Yup! The time has come finally for a new icon set from
the grinnin' GUI collections at Happicon.
Gotta Have Coffee© is a fun set to
put a smile on your tired Monday face! We don't want to
give out too many of the coffee grounds. But once you head
over to Happicon,
you're sure to find Rene's new set a complete surprise!
Get to movin'!
Mandolux
- In remembrance of September 11th, Mando Gomez from Mandolux
has issued American Beauty – a set
of desktops about the flag of United States of America.
The titles of these works are Red Transition, A Sunny Morning,
Night Wave, and Looking Up. Be sure to show your colors
by making your way to Mandolux
and getting a good look at these awe-inspiring new works!
widget
: widget - Mmm mmm! Looking for some scrumptious
new Aqua icons? Alexander Maclean has just added a tasty
new set titled Aqualicious iApps to the
amazing icon collections at widget
: widget. These fantastic new critters will really brighten
up your desktop and fill your Aqua appetite. Hurry over
to widget : widget
and grab this new set while they're fresh off the GUI grill!
Live Pencil
- Time to wipe the uncertainty off your puzzled face with
a fresh new batch of GOO from Live
Pencil! Here's a quick look at what's new on the menu:
- EMOTICONS: For your
e-mails.
- SMILY is hmmm...THINKING.
- LIVE ANIMALS : The kangaroo
and it's baby singing for us!
- IT IS YOU: - As always...Lot's
of fun! It'll make you laugh!
- TICKLE ME : A new CRAZY
PENCIL comes to life!
- HIDDEN IMAGE: A new
one every week...Please look for it , keep searching!
Don't begin the week
with the ho hum blues. Get yourself over to Live
Pencil and get stocked up with some decisive delightful
fun!
Send Us Your Site
News!
press@macmonkies.com
On The Net
Jiggler 1.0
- Mr. Ben Haller, the man with a great big Mac smile and
master mind behind
Stick Software,
has just announced the release of Jiggler
1.0, a little freeware utility for Mac OS X.
Jiggler keeps your Mac awake through those lengthy tasks
when it would rather fall asleep by jiggling your mouse
periodically. No more having to open System Preferences
to change your sleep time and your screensaver delay, only
to have to change them back again at the end. Just jiggle!
Hurry over to Stick
Software and get all the details on Jiggler!
Icon2Pic 1.0 - Just
in from Icon
Pic is news of the immediate availability of Icon2Pic
1.0. This cool tool for OSX is an icon management
and manipulation tool. Simply drag and drop files or folders
to extract, browse, and change icons! Here's the scoop on
all you can do:
- Export custom icons
to different sizes and formats (tiff, png, pdf, jpeg,
gif and icns)
- Export icons to a custom
size
- Browse available pictures
inside a custom icon and drag and drop pictures to other
applications
- Set a custom icon or
a combination of two custom icons to your files or folders
browse history of dropped icons and re-use them
You can check out Icon2Pic
1.0 by simply clicking your way over to Icon
Pic.
Bananas
Just Plain
Nuts
CAR 4 REPOSESSION
I went to a car dealership
to look at cars, and saw a sign that read, ''If you want
to get back on your feet...miss a car payment.''
DUCT TAPE: A
GEORGE LUCAS PRODUCTION
Q: What do The Force
and duct tape have in common?
A: They both have a
light side and a dark side, and they both hold the universe
together.
THE FIRST PROFESSION
A doctor, an engineer,
a rabbi, and a lawyer were debating who was the world's
first professional.
The doctor said, "It
must have been a doctor. Who else could have helped with
the world's first surgery of taking a rib from Adam to create
Eve, the first woman?"
"No," said
the rabbi. ''It must have been a rabbi, since the Lord needed
someone to help preach his message to Adam and the world."
"Wait," said
the engineer, "The world was created in six days from
nothing. Do you know what a master engineering feat that
must have been to create the whole world into an organized,
civilized place from utter chaos?"
"Yes, but who created
the chaos?" asked the lawyer.
Hmmm...
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