August
8-14, 2005
At The Top: Summer Break -
Nope...You won't even know that I'm  gone.
Not that anyone knows that I am here, but since the Summer so far has been
filled with a bill packed to the max in activities, it's time to take a
much needed break from the usual funtivities and kick back for some re-waxation!
No, I am not having any body parts waxed...SORRY! But I do intend on getting
some "R & R" and maybe even heading out the the lake for some fun in the
sun. Who knows? But whilst the Bean and I are away, feel free to browse
about, take a look at the most recent Icons and Desktops,
and by all means check out the artists' sites for even more delight - It
is because of them that this little site is happenin'. And of course, have
some fun! That said, we'll see you all next week!
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Community
News
Xstudios Announces CHeP™ v2 -
Offering an X-citing alternative "eBay  way" of
online shopping,
Xstudios have announced the opening
of CHeP™ v2!
Some great software, games, movies, and electronics can be found at cut rate
prices such as Garage Band, HP, PlayStation, and more! So if you are a real
scrooge with your money but still want a great value, make your way to CHeP™ v2 and
check out the view!
Monkie Business
Odds and Ends
Space In Space - If one were to capture and
bottle a comet's 10,000-mile vapor trail, the amount of vapor actually present
in the bottle would take up less than 1 cubic inch of space.
Painfully Shy - Henry Cavendish, one of the
great scientists of the 1700s, was painfully shy and could barely speak to
one person – never to two. He was so timid in the presence of women
that he communicated with his female servants by notes only. If one crossed
his path in his house, she was fired on the spot. He built a separate entrance
to the house so that he could come and go without meeting anyone. In the
end, he insisted on dying alone.
Electro Cats! - Since house cats are clean
and their coats are dry and glossy, their fur easily becomes charged with
electricity. Sparks can be seen if their fur is rubbed in the dark.
Punctuating Punctuality - The trouble with being
punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.
- Franklin P. Jones
True Integrity - Integrity is one of several
paths; it distinguishes itself from the others because it is the right path
and the only one upon which you will never get lost.
- Unknown
Enough Already! - I have enough money to
last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
- Jackie Mason
Bananas
Just Plain Nutz!
Constipation Sensation
Q. What is the first recorded case of constipation in the Bible?
A. It's
in Kings, where it says that David sat on the Throne for forty years.
Better Be Safe!
Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, "I bet you
don't know what day this is."
"Of course I do," he indignantly answered, going out the door
to the office.
At 10 AM, the doorbell rang, and when the woman opened the door, she was
handed a box containing a dozen long stemmed red roses.
At 1 PM, a foil wrapped , two pound box of her favorite chocolates arrived.
Later, a boutique delivered a designer dress.
The woman couldn't wait for her husband to come home.
"First the flowers, then the chocolates, and then the dress!" she
exclaimed. "I've never had a more wonderful President's Day in my life!"
Bulletin Bloopers
Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled.
Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people
who are not afflicted with any church.
Next Sunday Mrs. Vinson will be soloist for the morning service. The pastor
will then speak on "It's a Terrible Experience."
Excuse Me?
A Texan, a Russian and a New Yorker go to a restaurant together.
The waiter comes to the table and says, "Excuse me gentlemen, but due
to a shortage, we will be unable to serve meat today."
The Texan says, "I don't understand. What is a shortage?"
The Russian says, "I don't understand. What is meat?"
The New Yorker says, "I don't understand. What is 'Excuse Me'?"
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