August
9-10, 2003
At The Top -
Howdy there folks! Just a quick note to let you know that
we will be taking Sunday off and most of next week. In
the mean time, don't forget to check The
Winners' Circle to see if you are one of the lucky winners of our Big
Bang Birthday Giveaway!
All winners will be contacted shortly. There's also more
in our Very Ape section for you to check out. Enjoy your
weekend!
Very Ape
widget : widget -
Ahh...The magical pixel wonders of Alexander MacLean's widget :
widget!
Alex offers his superb GUI art form with the likes of delight
desktops and exceptional icons. His fine eye for detail
never quits as his quality work is proof in the puddin'!
Plus you'll find he offers custom design services that
are surer to blow your mind! And to give you a taste of
Alex's fine work, Alex has contributed to our Birthday
Bash a cool collection of custom icons of the winner's
choice. Great gobs of GUI, Alexander MacLean's widget
: widget is just the
pixel place you need to be!
Electric Kitten
- There's plenty of places to plop your thoughts on the web to tell
the net what's on your mind. But with quality web hosting
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August
8, 2003 Icons | Community
News | Very Ape | On
The Net | Bananas
At
The Top: The Winners!
- Drum roll please!!! The moment where the Monkie falls
off his rocker...whoa! Wrong story! How about we announce
the Winners of our Big
Bang Birthday Giveaway! We've got 70
lucky winners listed
in our Winners'
Circle.
CONGRATULATIONS to all of you!
We also throw out a BIG thanks
to all of you who participated and especially to those Contributors who
made it possible! THANK YOU!
And
to put the icing on the Birthday cake, we've got some superb
new icon selections for our Friday Icon Edition.
Plus there's plenty in the departments of Community News,
Very Ape, Software News On
The Net, and Bananas! If you gotta get your GOO, you've
got the right Monkie Zoo! Let's get to swingin'!

New
GOO!
New
Icons - Mmm, mmm, GUI good! This week we bring
you 4 fantabulous New Icon Sets: 2 OSX Standard sets and
2 iContainer
sets. What a pair of pairs! So let's grab the GOO napkins
and start munchin' on these great new goodies!
miX
the piX - How does
he do it?! Hein Mevissen keeps the creative pixels flowing
with an outstanding new set from miX
the piX titled G5
2.0. This absolutely iPleasing new set is
an iContainer only System replacement compilation that
will set your
system on end!
Flax
Creations - Mr. Dan
Flax has also been busy at the pixel palette with an
excellent new set called Metallic
Folders. Dan continues
to do double duty as chief pixel engineer of Flax
Creations and GUI maestro
of ResExcellence.
Perhaps that's why this set is so excellent!
wbc icons - The great
Yazoo pops in once again with an exceptional selection
of GUI
goods in the form of iYazoo Folders Zest.
From the amazing pixel parlours of wbc
icons, this iContainer
will add the zest your desktop needs and leave the others
green with envy!
mbstuart.com
- Get yer motor runnin'! Michael Stuart revs up your GUI
engines with an ultra racy icon set called Motorcycles.
This smokin' set from the studios of mbstuart.com
includes some of the baddest bikes that good tread can
lay to waste! Enjoy!
Thanks
Department --
Dan,
Hein, Yazoo, and Michael...
FANTABULOUS
WORK!!
THANK
YOU!!
Send Us
Your Icons!
Community
News
Mandolux
- It's been another great week for Mando Gomez with several
new entries to the galleries of Mandolux.
Let's get the run down:
Mandolux has issued seven new desktops:
three Graffiti (Vector-based), three Giant Petals (Nature),
and one Asiana (Art).
These great new works are available in several sizes and
there's but one place to lay your eyes on them and that's
Mandolux!
Very
Ape
The
Omni Group
- Some of the first folks to hop on the OSX band wagon,
The Omni
Group started pumpin' out great Mac apps right out
of the shoot! OmniWeb delivers
one of the most enjoyable, exceptionally fast, and web
compliant web browsers you
can find!
OmniGraffle
3.0 Professional is a powerful,
yet simple to way to visualize and communicate graphically
- even if you can't draw (sounds like this Monkie)!
It's got awesome graphics and it's been built for a seamless
X-perience for OSX!
And then there's OmniOutliner!
This great organizational app is for everybody. From the
home-body to the pro, OmniOutliner allows you to get your
creative ideas together and hatch a brain storm.
Great apps from a great company: The
Omni Group. Gots to have!
Marc
Moini
- Me good friend Marc
Moini offers good news for those command-
line blues. How about a good dose of GUI with Aqua
for Command-Line
Tools! This cool utility provides easy to
use point-and-click user interfaces for controlling the
command-line tools
shipped with Mac OS X. Think about this:
- You don't have to remember obscure commands
or spend valuable time wading through dreary manuals,
your command-lines are built for you.
- The layout of
each tool's graphical interface makes it easy to quickly
find and activate just the features you want.
You even have drag-and-drop capabilities, and much much
more! Be sure to check out this great app from Marc
Moini!
Bare
Bones Software
- Wrangle that text with TextWrangler
from the folks at Bare
Bones Software! This ultra fine text utility puts
power back in the hands of the user. If you're looking
for a general purpose text editor, a programmer's
text editor, a Unix and server administrator's tool, or
a powerful text transformer and manipulator, then this
awesome editor is for you! And it's all rolled up and
developed in the best traditions of Bare
Bones Software. What more could you ask? Dig it!
On The
Net
Default Folder
X 1.8 - Just what the doctor ordered! Default
Folder X 1.8 answers OS
X users' pleas for the return of a popular feature
that graced the Mac OS 9
version of this awesome app. Instead of typing the name
for a new file in a Save dialog, you can now option-click
on the name of an existing file to copy it. Default
Folder X 1.8 also delivers numerous other improvements
including system-wide hotkeys for opening Favorite folders,
the ability to set a single default folder for all applications,
increased performance and stability, user interface enhancements
and more. This is a must have update and free to registered
users. Get over to St.
Clair Software and get to grabbin'!
OmniWeb 4.5 -
Now available from The
Omni Group is the final version
of OmniWeb 4.5, offering greatly improved
standards support to the
award-winning browser. New in this version is the open
source WebCore and JavaScriptCore frameworks from Apple
Computer Inc., which brings renewed support for the latest
Internet standards like CSS, HTML, XHTML, and JavaScript
to the Mac OS X browser. Many other enhancements and bug
fixes show up in this great browser from The
Omni Group.
Grab your updated copy of OmniWeb!
Bananas
Just Plain
Nuts - R. Westby
BUMPER
STICKERS Part IV
Consciousness: That annoying time between
naps.
Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your
nursing home. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder...
There
are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those
who can't.
Keep honking...I'm reloading.
SMOKIN'
What do you get when you mix cigarettes with
hot water?
A soggy butt.
COW REFLEXES
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Beef
Jerky!

August
7, 2003
Monkie
News | Community News
| Very Ape | Network
News
Monkie
News
Far
Out Friday! - Tomorrow's the day!
It's that time when we update with our Friday Icon
Edition and it's the time we announce
the Winners to our Big Bang Birthday
Giveaway! Over $2,000 of fabulous prizes are
about to be given out, including a new iPod!
You don't want to miss all the fun festive coming up tomorrow
right here at MacMonkies!
One other thing...Don't forget to check out
today's Edition of Very
Ape giving you the scoop on more of our awesome
Contributors'
prizes!
Community
News
The
Iconfactory
- Those good ol' GUI heads at The
Iconfactory have released yet another fine set of pixel
pleasers with a new icon set titled Gundam Mobile
Fortune. This cool collection of iPleasers by Talos
Tsui is based on the popular Japanese anime Gundam Mobile
Suit. It's a must-have addition to any anime fan's collection.
Move that mouse over to The
Iconfactory and get to droolin'!
PlasmaDesign
- Rob Randtoul has added a new page to PlasmaDesign.
The widescreen Aqua
collection is available to all members. The entire collection
of widescreen wallpapers are rendered at 1920x1200 and 1440x900
pixels and look great on Apple Cinema Displays, Powerbooks,
and Dell's new Inspiron 8500 laptops. You can view the widescreen
collections by grabbing a vine and swingin' over to PlasmaDesign!
grnluvbug
- Woo hoo! The girl's got style! Ms. Joy Tallant has recently
added some amazing new works to her bright GUI collections
at grnluvbug! These
colorful new selections are certain to brighten your day
and add Spring to your step. And that's not all. Joy is
planning some new GOO to be added real soon. Get yourself
steppin' over to grnluvbug
and check 'em out!
Very
Ape
Realmac Software
- Satisfaction guaranteed! That's not only what you'll find
in
the fine print -- we're confident that you will be plenty
pleased with AudioX
3 from Realmac
Software. Like all of the other great apps from this
cool company, AudioX offers ease of use and rock solid performance.
Add to that the feature filled findings under the hood!
It's perfect for annotation, allows you to convert your
recordings into many popular formats, has a speed playback
option, and other great bonuses and benefits. You best get
your clickers in double click mode and make a bee line to
Realmac Software
to give AudioX
a good listen!
Proteron
- Want the ultimate in organization? Get menus to the max
with MaxMenus
from the fine folks at Proteron!
This fine utility for OSX allows you to place customized
menus any place you want them to be. Just imagine the possibilities!
Assign hot keys to anything you would like, menus set up
in MaxMenus fully support spring loaded drag-and-drop, menus
stay in the corners to maximize your space, and more! Top
this off with LiteSwitch
X, a keyboard application switcher also featuring
drag-and-drop abilities, and you've got just the right organization
combination from the people at Proteron!
Network
News
the WebWorld
- BeanHead
iTunes
Sounds Phishy
- The state of Maine was in an iTunes state of mind last
weekend as the band Phish surfed the airwaves of Limestone.
Bunches of songs were broadcast using iTunes from a tent
in the middle of the Phish Festival. Phish Fans were able
to swim around in that same tent using iMacs to create their
own CDs by burning songs off iTunes. With iMacs and iTunes
set out as bait, fans gathered by the thousands to swallow
the tunes hook, line and sinker! - from
Apple

August
6, 2003
Desktops
| Community News | Very
Ape | Bananas
At The Top
- Is it FRIDAY YET???? Mmmm,
no...I guess not. But it is Wednesday. And that means we
hit the mid-week blues with another Wednesday Desktop
Edition! This means some great new Desktops in
the Gallery. In addition, we have a nice healthy dose of
Community News, Very Ape, and
Bananas too!
And don't forget to
stop by Friday August 8 to check out the Winners of our
Big Bang Birthday Giveaway!
Now let's get to the GOO!
New
GOO!
New
Desktops - Big bad buckets of pixel-eyed poppin'
GUI goodies is what we have this week for our Wednesday
Desktop Edition! Let's have a look at the latest works from
the following fine artists. Shall we?
Nature
- Ushering in the luster of nature's beauty is an awesome
selection from Wati Larke titled Wailua
Falls. Straight from the cool collections
of WatiWorks,
this picture is sure to be a selection that is ranked
amongst the best in your Desktop archives!
3-D Rendered
-Ahhh! The wonders of Willow
Creek by Juergen Eilts will add plenty of
peace to your pure pixel pleasures! Whether you're sittin'
on the shore or floatin' down the river, you'll find rest
and relaxation in this wonderful number from ShiftedReality!
Toss
those gas powered and hop into retrocommuteer,
the cyber flyer from Marty Leone! This sensational work
of retro-craft puts the pedal to the metal with a blazing
ride for all your eye candy needs. A must-have selection!
Desktops
- Whoa! Talk about your hypnotic state of nature with
the all too alive and vivid pic from Glenn Fajardo titled
naturesgnosis.
When nature and Glenn's imagination collide, you've got
one outstanding piece that will blow your mind and shed
your socks!
England
surely swings with Pixel Prince Ed Allen of EA
Design! From the shores across the sea comes Ed's
latest contribution called Beyond.
And believe you me, it's beyond my comprehension how this
Monkie pixel brother can take something so simple and
create something so awe-inspiring that my Monkie eyes
drip with GUI drool! Cool cool!
Thanks
Department --
Ed, Wati,
Glenn, Marty, and Juergen...
Continue
to let the net shine with your quality work!
THANK YOU!!
Have a piece you want
to display?
Check out our Submissions
guidelines and then send it in!
Community
News
DV Graphics
- Boy oh boy! Mr. Paul Sahner has been PLENTY busy! DV
Graphics just released a new site design, new icons,
new services and the first Iconize
Me! SALE! And why all the hoopla? 'Cuz Paul's
Iconize Me! services just turned one year of age! CONGRATULATIONS,
PAUL!
The
new site optimizes everything from navigation speed to download
times. It is a big departure from its old design. To pump
up the pixel party, Paul has also released new icons and
a great sale from the pixel master himself.
Get your clickers into
high gear and grab all the details from the place with a
fresh new face: DV
Graphics!
Mandolux
- In from Mando Gomez is news of new works in the vast desktop
archives at Mandolux.
Just issued a new set of Giant Petals titled Wilhelmine
- a macro photo of a red rose petal. Pour on the amazing
pixels by making your way to Mandolux
and grab a look!
Pictures and
Adicons - Oh yes! Adam Dickson has kept the creative
collections of Pictures
and Adicons quite healthy with the addition of six new
desktop pictures to his GUI galleries. These ultra-fine
selections are bound to take your breath away upon first
glance. So be sure to take an extra wind as you move yourself
to Pictures
and Adicons and find the goods!
Very
Ape!
Stick Software
- Fun, fun, fun! With all the fine "anti-productive"
apps from Stick
Software, you're gonna have a smile for quite some time
to come! Especially since Ben Haller has been kind enough
to contribute a LifeTime bundled package for our Birthday
Giveaway! You'll never have to buy another "useless"
app again as the winner of this cool prize will have every
app he has ever made and every one yet to come! And what's
this? He even has one USEFUL app available! Cool beans!
Check out all the extra cool apps by the master of fun at
Stick Software!
St.
Clair Software - With Default
Folder X from St.
Clair Software, you got the power! Ever since this little
gem came out for OS9, it has been one of my favorite apps
of all time! It's hard to list all the cool abilities of
this feature rich app. You'll always be certain that you
can save in the "default folder" of your choice
in any app you open. Plus you have a spiffy "side bar"
that allows you to access favorites, recently used items,
and other nifty features on the fly. This is a must have
app for all who have the need to navigate and organize!
Check out this and other great goodies from the fine folks
at St. Clair Software!
CocoaTech
- Some people think different! And this Monkie thinks that
some should
be on the Apple team to MAKE the difference! CocoaTech
has created the finest Finder that you can currently get
your hands on with Path
Finder! This amazing feature packed Finder
alternative for Mac OSX is something that Apple should have
come up with long ago. Path Finder is so customizable that
you will drop your jaw with awe! It has every imaginable
feature, and everything you need is just a click away. And
if you're really the "hackin'" Mac user, you can
even replace Apple's Finder with Path Finder. Howz about
that! Grab a look of Path
Finder at CocoaTech
today!
Bananas
Just Plain
Nuts - R. Westby
REDNECK YARDWORK
You might be a redneck
if you're mowing your lawn and find a car.
GOTTA HAND IT
TO YOU
Why did the one-handed
man cross the road?
To get to the second
hand shop.
BAPTISM IS NOT FOR EVERYONE
No matter how hard you
try, you can't baptize a cat.

August
5, 2003
Monkie
News | Community News
| Very Ape | On
The Net | Network News
Monkie
News
New GOO On Its
Way! - Yes yes! Tomorrow brings some great
new GUI treats in the
form of Desktop Delight. We bring you more pixel pleasures
with our mid-week Wednesday Desktop Edition.
You don't wanna miss it!
In addition, we continue honoring the most
generous Contributors
of our Big Bang Birthday Giveaway
by offering up another Edition of Very
Ape. Be sure to check out the latest from these awesome
folks. We will be announcing the Winners of the Big
Bash this Friday August 8, 2003. Now
let's have some FUN!
Community
News
Mandolux
- Mando Gomez is proud to inform you that Mandolux
has issued a new theme titled Asiana: pictures
of Asian deities. The first desktop is The Buddha
in the Palileyyaka Forest originally from Thailand. The
artwork is a gilt copper allow with lacquer from the late
19th century. Grab a vine and swing by Mandolux
for all the latest!
miX
the piX - The master of piXel miXes
has all kinds of new GOO 4 YOU! Mr. Hein Mevissen of miX
the piX has updated his excellent icon archives with
two new sets titled Other Office and G5
2.0. The absolutely amazing icons are available
in iContainer formats only. The latest work from Hein are
must-have selections from the master of piXel design. Plus,
he will be introducing new works sometime this week! Get
over to miX the piX
and get to grabbin', folks!
Very
Ape!
PlasmaDesign
- Got big eyes for BIG Desktop pics? Do we have great news
for you!
Rob Randtoul keeps those huge pixel cravings alive with
his wonderful works at PlasmaDesign!
And for this year's Monkie Birthday celebration, Rob is
giving you a fantabulous opportunity to have one of 5
Lifetime Memberships to PlasmaDesign or 3 Crystal
Monogram Wallpapers. And believe you me, Rob's creative
abilities are well worth the winning's! If you are in need
of an example of his artistic excellence, check out his
outstanding contribution to the Monkie collection called
MacMonkies. Yes, we're impressed
and you will be too when you lay your eyes on the works
from PlasmaDesign!
widget : widget
- Talk about your ultimate icon X-perience! Alexander "The
Great" MacLean provides the ultimate pixel personalization
for this year's festivities with a custom set of 5 personalized
icons from the sensational skills from widget
: widget! Alexander pitches into the Birthday
Funtivities with his special brand of icon class built to
fit your customization needs! There's no way to pass up
this class act. All of Alex's works live up to the best
of icon standards and your prize is coming in the form of
a pixel perfect package for your eye-candy delights! Awesome
stuff from widget
: widget!
On The
Net
Pixadex
1.1 - Gads! Barely sneeze and good
things just keep a comin'! Our good friends over yonder
at The Iconfactory
have just announced the release of Pixadex
1.1. The most recent update addresses several
commonly reported bugs including one that would cause problems
on systems running in "thousands of colors." In
addition, Pixadex now fully supports the import and export
of Mac-based .icns files, especially useful for developers.
You gotta get the full scoop regarding Pixadex by heading
over to The Iconfactory
and grabbin' the full details. GO!
Network
News
the WebWorld
- BeanHead
Smooth Switching
- Mercury News writer, Jon Fortt, makes it clear that making
a Mac your main computer is quite manageable. As someone
who has switched between Windows and Mac several
times, he suggests that so much software is available for
both that switching is a smooth move. Fortt sites Macs as
specialty machines that serve users who prefer style and
creativity best. The top reason rendered for people not
to switch to Mac was simply if they have purchased plenty
of pricey Windows software with which they can't part.
- from MacObserver
and Siliconvalley.com

August
4, 2003
Community
News | On The Net | Very
Ape | Bananas
At The Top
- Welcome to our Monday Edition of MacMonkies! Many things
to cover, SO little time! But let's begin.
First
of all, we dedicate this week to our AWESOME Sponsors
that so generously contributed to our Big
Bang Birthday Giveaway! So, we bring back our
Very Ape section
by featuring each contributor every day this week. This
is your chance to win one of over $2,000 worth of
Prizes, including a new iPod!
Plus, we've decided to sweeten the pot a tad: We will engrave
your name on the iPod!
So
don't forget, we announce the winners of these most excellent
prizes this Friday, August 8, 2003. You
gotta be there!
Now, we have our usual
batch of fun with Community News, Software News On The Net,
and Bananas too. Let's boogie!

Community
News
Marmalade Moon
- Woo hoo! Just in form Kate England of Marmalade
Moon is Floating
on Nasturtiums - a desktop calendar with matching
icons. This awe-inspiring collection is an ongoing digital
romance from Kate. As summer deepens, grows darker greens
and longer shadows, she created some icons and desktop pictures
to illustrate that feeling. This amazing work is available
in only one place, and that is at the outstanding pixel
archives of Marmalade
Moon! You best get to clickin'!
Live Pencil
- The incredible Ramon Gonzalez Teja offers up more fantastic
GUI work for your fun filled X-perience at Live
Pencil. Shall we grab a look at the latest smiles? You
bet! Drum roll please:
- EMOTICONS: More Smilies. Wink and move
your eyebrows!!!
- WALLPAPERS: August is here...Here is
our monthly
- CALENDAR. And more.
- IT IS YOU: - No doubt...Joe is having
a great time.
- LIVE ANIMALS: Our friend DEER singing.
- WRITE YOUR EMOTIONS: For your e-mails,
this week,
- REGARDS written with a pencil.
- HIDDEN IMAGE: A new one every week...You
have to look for it , keep searching!
You will not regret
pointing your mouse over to Live
Pencil and checking out the latest greatest GUI goodies
from Ramon Gonzalez Teja!
PlasmaDesign
- Me good friend Rob Randtoul has uploaded a new landscape
image to
PlasmaDesign
today. This wallpaper is called Flame and
is available to members only at a resolution of 1600x1200
pixels. He plans to add a couple of alternate versions over
the coming fortnight! If you're looking for high resolution
pics, there's only one place to be - and that's PlasmaDesign!
Get your self in motion and move over to PlasmaDesign!
Send Us Your Site
News!
press@macmonkies.com
On
The Net
FileXaminer 1.6
- The fine folks at Gideon
Softworks Inc. have just announced the release of FileXaminer
1.6 - the award-winning File/Folder information
utility for Mac OS X. FileXaminer allows you to modify file
and folder attributes that the Finder cannot (ie. Type/Creator
Info, UNIX permissions, and much more). FileXaminer is powerful
and easy to use, making it the best "Get Info"
application for Mac OS X. FileXaminer eliminates the need
to use Terminal, and makes changing attributes on files/folders
a breeze! Get yourself over to Gideon
Softworks Inc. and get the latest update of FileXaminer!
Move it!
Very
Ape
Pixadex - Let's
face it. you've got TONS of icons!! So how do you get a
grip on organizing
all these amazing creatures? One word: Pixadex!
This great app from The
Iconfactory allows you to organize and view all the
iconian beauts you have stored on your computes! Pixadex
is to icons what Apple's iPhoto is to images. Brought to
you by Panic and The
Iconfactory, Pixadex lets you import,
organize and search huge numbers of icons quickly &
easily. Pixadex lets you store all of your icons in a single
place, organized into collections that you create. This
is one app you don't want to do without if you are an Icon
Lover like all of us are! Head over to The
Iconfactory and grab your copy of Pixadex
A.S.A.P.!
IconizeMe!
- One of THE most talented pixel artists around, Mr. Paul
Sahner has created one of the most popular services on the
web called IconizeMe!
Paul takes his talent, combines your wonderful face, and
creates an outstanding caricature. Believe you me, this
service has the pixel power to make your charm, good looks,
and personality shine by grabbing a real life photo and
turning you into an icon that will last a lifetime with
plenty of ooos and ahhs. This is a MUST HAVE service and
we are certain you will be pixel pleased with the results
from DV Graphics'
IconizeMe! services!
Bananas
Just Plain
Nuts - R. Westby
BUMPER STICKERS
Part III
Montana -- At least
our cows are sane!
I didn't fight my way
to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
If you don't like the
news, go out and make some.
Where there's a will,
I want to be in it.
Few women admit their
age; fewer men act it.
Hard work has a future
payoff. Laziness pays off NOW.
It's lonely at the top,
but you eat better.
According to my calculations,
the problem doesn't exist.
Give me ambiguity or
give me something else.
We are born naked, wet,
and hungry. Then things get worse.
Always remember you're
unique, just like everyone else.
Very funny, Scotty,
now beam down my clothes.
BLOOPERS OF CHILDREN Part
I
1. In the first book of the bible,
Genesis, God got tired of creating the world, so he took
the Sabbath off.
2. Adam & Eve were created from
an apple tree.
3. Noah's wife was called Joan of
Ark.
4. Noah built the ark, which the
animals came on in pears.
5. Lot's wife was a pillar of salt
by day, but a ball of fire by night.
6. The Jews were a proud people and
throughout history they had trouble with unsympathetic Genitals.
7. Sampson was a strongman who let
himself be led astray by a jezebel like Delilah.
8. Sampson slated the Philistines
with the axe of apostles.
9. Moses led the Hebrews to the Red
Sea, where they made unleavened bread, which is bread made
without any ingredients.
10. The Egyptians were all drowned
in the dessert.
CAT HOSPITAL
Q: Why did the cat go to the hospital?
A: To have a cat-scan done.
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