May
19 - June 4, 2006
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News
widget : widget Releases New Desktop -
Yippity skippity, and a whole lotta
wootin' hootin' too! Alexander MacLean of the famed widget
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desktop release titled Blackbook.
Taking inspiration from all around this new GUI sensation will adorn your
Cinema Display or add a bit of texture to the svelte and glossy lines of
your new notebook. This must-have selection can be had by making your way
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ol' GUI time for just $9.99 (per year, my dear)!
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iClip 4: Beta Testers Wanted - From one of
our favoritist developers: Inventive is
looking for beta testers for the upcoming iClip
4. This new version is a major upgrade and features an all-new,
stylish UI and much better performance. Anyone interested in beta testing
iClip 4 can sign-up at this link.
iClip is a popular, award-winning multiple clipboard and scrapbook application
with over 15,000 registered users worldwide. The app enables users to quickly
store, organize, and access snippets of information without having to save
them as entire documents. Get over to Inventive and check it out!
Bananas
Just Plain Nutz!
A College Graduate
A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work.
The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom
and said, "Your first job will be to sweep out the store."
"But I'm a college graduate," the young man replied indignantly.
"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that," said the manager. "Here,
give me the broom, I'll show you how."
Camping Comment Cards
Supposedly, these are actual comments left on Forest Service registration
sheets and comment cards by backpackers completing wilderness camping trips:
"A small deer came into my camp and stole my bag of pickles. Is there
a way I can get reimbursed? Please call."
"Escalators would help on steep uphill sections."
"Instead of a permit system or regulations, the Forest Service needs
to reduce worldwide population growth to limit the number of visitors to
wilderness."
"Trails need to be wider so people can walk while holding hands."
"Ban walking sticks in wilderness. Hikers that use walking sticks are
more likely to chase animals."
"All the mile markers are missing this year."
"Found a smoldering cigarette left by a horse."
"Trails need to be reconstructed. Please avoid building trails that
go uphill."
"Too many bugs and leeches and spiders and spider webs. Please spray
the wilderness to rid the area of these pests."
"Please pave the trails so they can be plowed of snow in the winter."
"Chairlifts need to be in some places so that we can get to wonderful
views without having to hike to them."
"The coyotes made too much noise last night and kept me awake. Please
eradicate these annoying animals."
"Reflectors need to be placed on trees every 50 feet so people can
hike at night with flashlights."
"Need more signs to keep area pristine."
"A McDonald's would be nice at the trail head."
"The places where trails do not exist are not well marked."
May
15, 2006
Community
News | Monkie Business | Bananas
Community
News
Live Pencil Updates - Woo hoo! There's all
new GOO at Live
Pencil? Yessirree, Bob! Let's have a look at what's in store:
- EMOTICONS - International - FRANCE
- TIC TAC TOE - National Pet month. DOGS!
- ALPHABETS - Second part of this collection.
Grab the latest GUI goodies from Live
Pencil today. Move that mouse!!
Monkie Business
Odds and Ends
Speaking Of Jell-O - During the 1960s, cast
members from The Andy Griffith Show, Green Acres, and Gomer Pyle served as
spokespeople for Jell-O instant pudding in nationally-televised commercials.
Spot The Sun - The smallest visible
sunspots have an area of 500 million square miles, about fifty times the
size of Africa. The largest sunspots have an area of about 7,000 million
square miles.
Not So Fishy - The Tuna Club in southern
California is the oldest fishing club in the country. Its members have included
Theodore Roosevelt, Winston Churchill, General George S. Patton, Charlie
Chaplin, and Bing Crosby.
One - One is the loneliest number
that you'll ever do. Two can be as bad as one, it's the loneliest number
since the number one.
- Harry Nilsson
Three Legs - When I fly above the clouds.
You can knock me down, with a feather, yes, you could, but you know it's
not allowed.
- Paul McCartney
Parting Shot - Always forgive your enemies,
but never forget their names.
- R. Kennedy
Bananas
Just Plain Nutz!
Take A Stand
How do you make a bandstand?
Take away their chairs!
Dead And Gone
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying
to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think
how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say,
"'There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael,
he's a doctor.'"
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And
there's the
teacher. She's dead."
Odor In The Court
What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?
Odor,
Odor in the court!!!
Season Pass
"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, so too
the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule
will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the second
time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine
of $180. Are there any questions?"
At this, a male student in the crowd
inquires, "Er...How much for a
season pass?"
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