April
17-23, 2006
On The Net
Software Updates
ShapeShifter 2.3.1 Released -
The folks from Unsanity LLC have announced the availability of ShapeShifter
2.3.1, the haxie that allows you to change the look of your computer's windows,
menus, apps, buttons...absolutely everything! This update fixes a few minor
issues with the popular theme changing software. Since you don't wear the
same clothes everyday, your house doesn't look exactly like your neighbor's,
change your computing interface to match your mood with the latest release
of ShapeShifter today!
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Rampant Mac Is Back! - In need of a shiny
new desktop? Rampant Mac has you covered
with FraxDesk
no.11, a wonderful
blend of intense blues and purples set against a soothing backdrop of soft
greens and white. You'll also find that the desktop gallery has been populated
with 64 desktops these past two weeks since the site was loaded up at its
new dot com address. For some of the best pixel pleasurables in the GUI galaxy,
scurry over to Rampant Mac and check out the latest wonders!
widget : widget Releases Pixel Pop 4 - Master
pixel crafter Alexander MacLean of widget
: widget is proud to announce the
immediate availability of Pixel Pop 4! The
popular series of miscellaneous icons returns with an eclectic bang - from
hedgehogs to Mac minis to square watermelons - you won't find another set
of more Aqualicious or crazy icons anywhere. And since this new collection
is perhaps Alexander's finest work to date, you'll want to move your mouse
in the direction of widget : widget and grab a gander ASAP!
Monkie Business
Odds and Ends
Itsy, Bitsy, Teeny, Tiny Little Bird - It
would require an average of 18 hummingbirds to weigh in at 1 ounce.
How About Them Mickey's - According to one
source, Americans buy about 5 million things that are shaped like Mickey
Mouse, or have a picture of Mickey Mouse on them, in the course of one day.
Great Ball Of Fire! - If Earth were the size
of a quarter, the sun would be as large as a 9-foot ball and would be located
a football field's distance from earth.
Hanging Out - We must hang together, or
surely we shall hang separately.
- Benjamin Franklin
Back To School? - If you're sick for one
week and on one of those days they had to cancel school because of snow,
do you have to make up that day in June?
- Unknown
Parting Shot - Whenever you set out to do
something, something else must be done first.
- from Murphy's Laws
Bananas
Just Plain Nutz!
Rock It
Doug had just formed his own rock band, and his little brother said one
day, "Doug, I wish you and your band could be on TV!"
"You think we’re good, eh?"
"No. But then I could turn you
off!"
Torched
Heading into the jungle on his first safari, the American visitor was confident
he could handle any emergency. He sidled up to the experienced native guide
and said smugly. "I know that carrying a torch will keep lions away."
"True," the
guide replied. "But it depends on how fast you carry the torch."
Match That
A man was looking to hire a driver for a bus tour business. Three men applied
for the job. He calls one into his office to interview him. The man says
that he can put the wheels right on the edge of a bridge, drive, and not
fall off. The employer is very impressed.
He calls another man in. This man
says that he can put the wheels halfway off of a bridge, drive, and not
fall off. The employer is again very impressed.
He calls the last man in.
He says, "I
heard what the other two guys said, and I don't think I could match them.
I usually drive in the middle of a bridge."
Everything About You
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds.
His
Personal Psychic Advisor tells him, "You are going to meet a beautiful
young girl who will want to know everything about you."
The frog is
thrilled, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party?" he
croaks.
"No," says the psychic, "in biology class."

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