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16, 2006
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Software Updates
TaskTime 4.1.4 Released - To•The•Point
Software has announced the release of TaskTime
4.1.4, the app that provides a straightforward method of tracking
time spent on jobs you do for your clients by generating personalized invoices
which can be emailed, printed, and saved to disk. The new version features
new additions and fixes that create a must have update for your time tracking
needs. Get all the details on TaskTime by
making a click toward To•The•Point
Software today!
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FileXaminer 2.5.4 Released -
Gideon Softworks, Inc. announces the  release of FileXaminer
2.5.4, the award-winning
File/Folder information utility for Mac OS X. FileXaminer allows you to modify
file and folder attributes that the Finder cannot (ex. Type/Creator Info,
UNIX permissions, and much more). FileXaminer is powerful and easy to
use - making it the best "Get Info" application for Mac OS X. Need
the complete scoop on FileXaminer's latest incarnation? Head over to Gideon
Softworks for the complete release notes!
FontAgent Pro 3.2 Offers Mobile Font
Management - Hot on
the heels of the new QuarkXPress 7 public beta release 2 that was unveiled
last week, Insider Software has
announced the immediate availability of the industry’s
first QuarkXTension - combined with FontAgent
Pro 3.2 - to provide automatic
font activation for the latest public beta of QuarkXPress. Licensed users
of FontAgent Pro can download the
free QuarkXPress 7 XTension from Insider
Software. Check it out!
Community
News
Live Pencil - With Easter just around the
corner, Live
Pencil updates with a fresh new nest of GUI "eggs" to head up the
occasion. Let's have a looksy:
- EMOTICONS - Holy Easter.
- EMOTICONS - Easter is here!!!
- EMOTICONS - Easter eggs!
If you really want your Easter to be "hoppenin'," then head over
to Live
Pencil and check out the latest!
Monkie Business
Odds and Ends
Super Krazy! - The first cyanoacrylate
(super/krazy glue) was discovered by accident, when chemists at Eastman-Kodak
accidentally glued two prisms together when testing new organic compounds
for light refracting properties.
No More Moldy Money - In 625 B.C., metal
coins were introduced in Greece. They replaced grain — usually barley — as
the medium of exchange. Stamped with a likeness of an ear of wheat, the new
coins were lighter and easier to transport than grain, and did not get moldy.
Hot Snow - In living memory, it was
not until February 18, 1979 that snow fell on the Sahara. A half-hour storm
in southern Algeria stopped traffic. But within a few hours, all the snow
had melted.
The Great Leak - Beware of small expenses;
a small leak will sink a great ship.
- Benjamin Franklin
Be Yourself - It is better
to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
- Andre Gide
Parting Shot - I'm working out 'most everyday
and watching what I eat.
They tell me that it's good for me, but I don't even care...But there is
no denying that It's hip to be square
- Huey Lewis & The News
Bananas
Just Plain Nutz!
Watch Your Words
Son: Dad! Dad! I got a part in the school play! I play the husband.
Dad:
Too bad they did not give a speaking role.
Drink Up
A man was feeling terribly out of sorts and decided to go to the doctor so
he made an appointment and showed up the next day. After the doctor examined
the man, the doctor invited him into his office for the consultation. The
doctor came into the room with three different bottles of pills.
The doctor told the man to take the red pill in the morning with
a big glass of water, the blue pill in the afternoon with a big glass of
water and the green pill in the evening with a big glass of water.
The man,
terribly shocked at the amount of pills he had to take asked the
doctor what in the world was wrong with him.
The doctor replied, "You
aren't getting enough water."
Whole Lotta Lead
Q. What is the biggest pencil in the world?
A. Pennsylvania
OUCH!
Q: What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed-wire fence?
A: An "utter" disaster!
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