January
1-2, 2005
December
27-31,
2004
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At
The Top - Did your Christmas day feast leave you
feeling fatter than Santa's
belly bulge or lumping larger than an elf's big bag of
goodies? Well, I don't know if a TV dinner counts as
calorie combustion, but this Monkie's day was filled
with content musing over the family cats' curiosity with
the extra strands of tinsel added to the Christmas tree.
Though not the most glamorous of gatherings, it was filled
with warm fuzzies to make for fond Monkie memories.
Now that I've indulged in my obligatory Monkie ramble, we'll
be embarking on a short break for most of the remaining week. So unless there
is a major break in Mac world news, ye ol' Monkie updates will be taking
a snooze. So whilst we be absent, feel free to browse around and enjoy the
rest of your Monday Monkie Edition. See you next year!
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Behind The Scenes -
As mentioned above, the rest of the week's updates will
be silently snoring. But behind the scenes, we'll be
hammering away at updating the continuity of the site's
recently revised appearance. By the time we return, all
Departments should **hopefully** sport the latest look.
With that said, we're off with a chisel in one hand and
a bucket of pixel paint in the other. Pasta la taco!
Monkie Business
Cat Tails -
The domestic cat is the only species able to hold its
tail vertically while walking. Wild cats hold their tail
horizontally, or tucked between their legs while walking.
In The Long Run -
The kidney consists of over 1 million little tubes, and
the total length of the tubes in both kidneys runs to
about forty miles.
Scrooged -
An organization called SCROOGE was formed in 1979 in
Charlottesville, Virginia. The acronym stands for the "Society
to Curtail Ridiculous, Outrageous and Ostentatious Gift
Exchanges."
Using Your Head -
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first
being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
- Erma Bombeck
Something To Nothing -
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding
into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with
plaid comes easy.
- Albert Einstein
Bananas
Just Plain Nutz!
Painting Stupid
One day in summer, Jack was going to visit his friend
John. We he got to his house, he saw John, who was dressed
in his warmest winter coats.
"What are you doing? Are you nuts? It's the middle
of summer!" cried Jack.
"I am painting my house. And on the can, it says
you must put two coats on."
North and South
The North has sun-dried toe-mah-toes
The South has 'mater samiches
The North has coffeehouses
The South has Waffle Houses
The North has switchblade knives
The South has Lee Press-on Nails
The North has double last names
The South has double first names
The North has the Mafia
The South has NASCAR
The North has Indy car races
The South has Swamp Buggy races
Windy Day
George set out on a very windy day to see his friend
Sam who was sick in bed. Hours later, he pulled his weary
body into Sam's house. Sam asked him how it was.
"I'll
tell ya, it was just brutal. For every step I took
forwards, I fell back two steps."
''Then how ever did you make
it over here?'' Sam asked.
''Well, finally I gave up,
so I turned around and headed for home.''
Motor Bugs
Q: How do you know how long a guy's been on a motorcycle?
A: Count the bugs in his teeth.
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