November
29, 2007
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The Top: A Better Finder Rename 7.9.5 Released - What's
that Frank? Frank? Well, let me speak frankly for Mr. Reiff of publicspace.net.
Word is out that A
Better Finder Rename 7.9.5 -
the most comprehensive file renaming solution for Mac - has just been released!
The new version re-organizes the action menu and introduces the ability
to add an image's dimensions to its file name and fixes a minor bug. So
there you have it. You're still here? Go grab it like a rabbit (the new
version, that is)...GO already!
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- Visit This Great Site!
MONKIE
NEWS Miscellaneous Monkie Stuff - There
was something else I was gonna say here. Hmmm. Let's me see. Well, besides
that fact that me memory has faded over the last year...Oh yeah! Fer starters,
jumping back into the ol' formatting stuff took me by surprise. Before
taking the long leave of absence, laying out the web page was old hat.
But now? There's a bit of a curver to over hump. So if you see some poopers
and goobers, please pull out the snot rag and bare with me. =)
What else. The Contact form.
Those dirty little bass-turds (yup - I said a dirty little word) who
like to cram, spam, and otherwise jam up people's e-mail inboxes have
had their fun with the Monkie Mail (how about over 300,000 pieces of
poopy mail in roughly 9 months). So, contacting us will change as soon
as we get a chance to rework a few details. Just a heads up.
Anyway, not that any of this is earth shattering, ground
breaking news, but there was a need to fill in some white space. Not
really. But it sounded good at the moment. Stay tuned. There's plenty
more in store that you might actually like to hear about.  BANANAS Just Plain Nutz!
Odd One's End Up
Two
doctors - a psychiatrist and a proctologist - opened an office in a
small town. and put up a sign reading: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones:
Hysterias and Posteriors."
The town council was not happy with the sign, so the doctors changed
it to read, "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids."
This was not acceptable
either, so in an effort to satisfy the council, they changed the
sign to "Catatonics and High Colonics." No go.
Next, they tried "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives." Thumbs
down again.
Then came "Minds and Behinds." Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in "Lost Souls and Butt Holes."
Unacceptable again! So they tried "Analysis and Anal Cysts." Not
a chance.
"Nuts and Butts?" No way. "Freaks and Cheeks?" Still
no go.
"Loons and Moons?" Forget it.
Almost at their wit's end, the doctors finally came up with: "Dr.
Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends."
Everyone loved it.
November
26, 2007
Monkie Business | Bananas
 At
The Top: From the Mouth of the Monkie - Hello,
hello...(Hola)! It's been a long time since we rock
'n rolled, ay mates?!! But it's good to be back. Time
has certainly traveled at tip top speed over the last
year or so. Many things have happened and life has
certainly presented an interesting path of twists and
turns - the beard is grayer (where did that thing come
from?), the bags are baggier, and the derriere (<---I
sure hope that means what I think it means) is, well,
still there (the pants still fit anyway). Perhaps a
quick run down of events could put the past in perspective.
But I'll set that aside for a later time.
Part 1: Getting
Reacquainted - For
now, I just wanted to present the Unofficial
Kick-Start-to-the-Heart of All Things Manic, Mac,
and Monkie! Though
that may sound like this tub will hit the ground running,
the process of slipping back into Monkie Mode will
be a gradual one. Simply opening up Dreamweaver and
remembering how to operate all of its functions was
a bit of a challenge. And now that the Monkie Mac is
fixed, there's so much stored information that hasn't
been seen in over a year. So there's going to be a
"getting to know ya" period from all angles.
As far as the format and direction,
some things will remain the same while others will
deviate from the old norm. The details? You'll have
to stop back for more of the full scoop. I will say
that you can expect more in the lines of personal creativity,
but that's where I will leave it for now as there's
plenty to put in order. In the mean time, tell your
friends, family, and dead relatives that the Monkie
is back for a Big Fat MacAttack!
MONKIE
BUSINESS
Odds and Ends
Something to Chew On -
If you are right-handed, you will tend to chew your
food on the right side of the mouth. If you are left-handed,
you will tend to chew your food on the left.
Da Da Da Dumb! -
As a child, Beethoven made such a poor impression on
his music teachers that he was pronounced hopeless
as a composer. Even Haydn, who taught him harmony,
did not recognize Beethoven's potential genius.
Bunch o' Dung -
The average elephant produces 50 pounds of dung each
day.
Have A Nice Day -
In a world of pollution, profanity, adolescence, zits,
broccoli, racism, ozone depletion, sexism, stupid guys,
and PMS, why the hell do people still tell me to have
a nice day?
- Unknown
Frightening Beauty -
A lot of beautiful people are stupid. There's a tremendous
amount of idiots who look so good. It's frightening.
- Dean Cain
Parting Shot - The
trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure
and the intelligent are full of doubt.
- Bertrand Russell
BANANAS
Just Plain Nutz!
This One's Old
Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Seamus, were stumbling
home from the pub late one night and found themselves
on the road which led past the old graveyard.
"Come have a look over here," says Paddy, "It's
Michael O'Grady's grave, and God bless his soul. He lived
to the ripe old age of 87."
"That's nothing," says Sean, "here's
one named Patrick O'Tool, it says here that he was 95
when he died." Just then, Seamus yells out, "Hey,
here's a fella that got to be 145!"
"What was his name?" asks Paddy. Seamus stumbles
around a bit, awkwardly lights a match to see what else
is written on the stone marker, and exclaims, "Miles,
from Dublin."
Get The Lead Out
I found out why there is so much LEAD PAINT in the toys
that are made in China. The toy company told the Chinese
company to paint all the toys RED. The Chinese interpreter
told his people to paint all toys Led. Since they can't
pronounce the letter "R" very well, all the
toys were painted with LEAD PAINT.
Even Wurst Than The Last One
A man was walking down the road with a bag of liverwurst
under his arm. He came upon a young, very thin boy with
a tern under his arm. The man asked "What are you
doing with that bird under your arm?" The boy answered "I
am very hungry and I want to eat this bird." The
man wanted to save the tern and at the same time ease
the boy's hunger, so he traded the bag of liverwurst
for the bird. In other words, he took a "TERN FOR
THE WURST."
Who's That Girl?
Q: Who is the most hated girl in the COMPAQ IT department?
A:
A-dell-e
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