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March 13-19, 2006

At The Top: One Day At A Time - Work and the crud, workin' the crud. Tryin' to keep above the mean old bug! I is here to tell ya: These last couple of weeks have been one wing dinger of a time tryin' to keep up with the multitude of work hours, as well as avoiding a relapse of the nasty strand of flu this Monkie was "lucky" enough to catch. But never the no mind. We'll keep a plunkin' away, though taking each day one day at a time. So though posts may be spotty at best, the show will continue - and that's a promise! We've a backlog of fine Desktop designs and Icon creations that, if time allows, will appear here this week before your eyes to delight. All of that said, thanks for your patience and we will see you very soon!

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DV Graphics Releases New Desktops - What's this? News coming from the ranks of DV Graphics? You got it! They've updated their long-neglected desktop section will eleven new entries. The new images are photos taken around the New York metropolitan area. This marks the first photographic additions to DVG. Yes, it's been quite the wait. But it's well worth the while with the fine new additions now available at DV Graphics!

Live Pencil Updates - Today is your lucky day! Live Pencil adds a whole new brew of GUI selections just in time for St. Patty's Day. Here's a look at the low down:

• EMOTICONS - Green beer for Patrick's Day.
• EMOTICONS - Saint Patrick!!!
• BACKGROUNDS - St. Patrick's Day backgrounds for your e-mails.

Everybody anti up for the best green GOO this side of the cyber universe, only available at Live Pencil!

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Just Plain Nutz!

Pull Over!

A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time.
Driving up beside her, he says, "Pull over!"

"No," she shouts back, "a pair of socks!"

Doing Windows

Computers are like air conditioners. They work fine until you start opening windows.

You Do!

Standing before the judge during an alimony hearing, the man said, "As God is my judge, I do not owe that madwoman money!"

The judge calmly replied, "He isn't. I am. You do."

Just A Crush

Two grapes go on a date. At the end of the date the boy grape took the girl grape home gave her a kiss and told her that it was their only date. She started to cry and when he asked her if she was ok. She said, "No, I'm crushed!"