February
14-19, 2006
Valentine Of Valentine's
Stepping aside from our usual routine...This day, as has
been since our
humble beginning, is one very special occasion: The Birthday of our most
favorite Nose For News - Valentina
E. Keldsen!
For over twelve years now, she has been the BIGGEST heart this side of the
Mississippi that this Monkie has had the privilege of knowing. As forever
a friend, she has never let all of you
and I down. Simply put, Tina is the
dictionary definition of what Love and giving is all about. That said, all
of us can learn a thing or three from the one who has really made a difference...Happy
Birthday to YOU, Tina. And to everyone everywhere, HAPPY VALENTINE'S
DAY!!!
P.S. Take a look at the beginning of an unusual era!
February
13,
2006
Community
News | On The Net | Monkie
Business | Bananas
At
The Top - Back into the world of all things ala Apple Computer,
 we swing back in for a packed Mac attack of fun filled news from the web!
Included in this batch of lively listings is the latest in Community
News from Live
Pencil, the most
recent updates from Radical
Breeze and AppZapper found
in
SW News On The Net,
quips and quotes to start off your week are rattled off in Monkie
Business,
and of course - a nice round of funnies from the
Bananas bunny.
Got all that? Good! Let's get on with the goodness!
Community
News
Live Pencil: The Love Update - Your one stop
love shop would be no other than Live
Pencil! And with their latest update, you can find nearly everything
under the sun for your Valentine's sweetheart. Let take a peek:
- EMOTICONS - Happy Valentines Day!!!
- EMOTICONS - Happy
Valentines Day!!!
- EMOTICONS - Happy Valentines Day!!!
- EMOTICONS - Happy
Valentines Day!!!
- ANIMATIONS - More LOVE golden hearts.
- BACKGROUNDS - For
your e-mails, Valentine loving hearts.
With all of the emotion fluttering about, Live
Pencil is just the destination you want to be about for the upcoming
day of love. Check it out!!
On The Net
PictoGrab 1.1 Released - If you haven't already
heard, Radical Breeze  announced
the release of PictoGrab
1.1, a free upgrade to the automated picture downloading utility
for Mac OS X. New to version 1.1 is full support for Photocasts, which allows
users to drop the link to a Photocast onto PictoGrab to quickly download
all pictures that it contains. Version 1.1 also contains performance and
usability improvements. If you're looking to quickly and easily download
pictures from any website, grab your updated copy of PictoGrab from
the folks at Radical
Breeze!
AppZapper Updated - The developers from AppZapper.com recently announced the release of AppZapper
1.1 for Mac OS X 10.4 and above.
This Mac app allows you to confidently remove virtually any
application as easily as it was installed - just drag and drop. It
intelligently finds leftover support files and allows users to remove them
with a single click. The new filtering menu makes it easy to remove batches
of support files by file type. In addition, AppZapper includes Chinese,
Italian, and Polish localizations as well as universal binary for full
compatibility on both Power PC and Intel Macs. Zip on over and get the latest
copy of AppZapper today!
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Business
Odds and Ends
Let The Valentine Begin - Before Saint Valentine
was sentenced to death on February 14, 269 AD, he left a note for the daughter
of a prison guard. His note read, "From your Valentine." Valentine's
note is believed to be the beginning of the exchange of cards every Valentine's
day.
Ode From The Big Chair - A love seat is
a wide chair that was first made to seat one woman and her wide dress.
Leech - The Hirudo leech lays
its babies within a cocoon; the Amazon leech carries its babies on its stomach — sometimes
as many as 300.
Two In One - Love is composed of a single
soul inhabiting two bodies.
- Aristotle
Just Like Love - Love is like quicksilver
in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts
away.
- Dorothy Parker
Parting Shot - It is not uncommon for slight
acquaintances to get married, but a couple really have to know each other
to get divorced.
- Anonymous
Bananas
Just Plain Nutz!
Food Valentine
Cabbage always has a heart;
Green beans string along.
You're such a Tomato,
Will you Peas to me belong?
You've been the Apple of my eye,
You know how much I care;
So Lettuce get together,
We'd make a perfect Pear.
Now, something's sure to Turnip,
To prove you can't be Beet;
So, if you Carrot all for me
Let's let our tulips meet.
Don't Squash my hopes and dreams now,
Bee my Honey, dear;
Or tears will fill Potato's eyes,
While Sweet Corn lends an ear.
I'll Cauliflower shop and say
Your dreams are Parsley mine.
I'll work and share my Celery,
So be my valentine.
The Right To Receive
Examining his new will, the old man said to his attorney, "I guess
this makes my son and I sort of like football players."
"How's that?" the lawyer asked.
"Well, until I kick off,
he doesn't receive."
Cuttin' Up
Teacher: What does your father do for a living?
Student: He is a magician.
Teacher: What is his favorite trick?
Student: He cuts people in two.
Teacher: How many brothers and sisters do you have?
Student: One half-brother and one half-sister.
Old Fashioned Love
What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?
Ughs and kisses!
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